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The Well Presented Beaver

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About Me

A schizophrenic boy shares a bond with a multiple personality over a fascination of Duplo Marmalade and all things Wee-Way related. As a result, a breif spell of dizziness and a mysterious wet patch followed by the conception of Baby Foetus Beaver. After 9 months of duplo admiration "The Messy Baby Beaver" is finally birthed out. As for the founding of the final name.....There once lived a boy with a giant head who was forever complaining about his ex-girlfriends un-presented minge (Not little Jen, she got a fine minge). He would often say "I wish she had a well presented beaver". Then he would go and build a damn.....The name stuck, just like a sticky minge on Tuesday's. Unfortunaelty mr big heads ex-lady friend will forever have a jungle between her legs. (Not Jen) As for the "music", it's created with the attitude of 'lets just throw a bunch of shit at the wall and then eat the shit that falls off the wall and then for desert we’ll lick the walls, then poo the shit out, package it in more shit and then put the whole shit concoction up on this shitty little myspace so that everyone who listens shits themselves!' Please recycle! MyGen Profile Generator
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Member Since: 11/28/2005
Band Website: esnips.com/web/thewellpresentedbeaver
Band Members: The Well Presented Beaver, who is Stangus Riff Treagus, who is often refered to as Pawl, but officially spelt Paul and is also secretly known as He Who Is Hairy.Please come and rate and review my tracks at JJJ Unearthed and make me the next Missy Higgins you erect penis!

Influences: Wee-Way and Duplo Marmalade.
Sounds Like: Bacon cooking in piss smells and The Alaskan Malamutants
Record Label: Kruft
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Merry Branding Of Pawl Project!

I have a song and I'm trying to get many multiple versions of this lovely song done by a vast and varied range of bands and artists. To hear the finished songs so far, visit Merry Branding Of Pawl Pro...
Posted by The Well Presented Beaver on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 06:37:00 PST

Kill Me, Bury Me, Then Unearth Me And Sex Me!

I entered a couple of songs into JJJ Unearthed. Come, review, rate them and have sex with them and make me super famous so that I can buy mexican food twice a week.http://www.triplejunearthed.com/TheW...
Posted by The Well Presented Beaver on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 05:56:00 PST

HELP THE WELL PRESENTED BEAVER!

Nobody has told me that they would like to help spread the word about The Well Presented Beaver. However, if you would like to help us out, then here's how!1. THROUGH WITCHCRAFT: If there are any witc...
Posted by The Well Presented Beaver on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 07:38:00 PST