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Otter Mayhem ,\.../ Ötter Mayhëm

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About Me

An unjustly under-recognised seminal hard-rock/metal/world music band hailing from many of the former socialist regions of Europe, Otter Mayhem blazed a trail through the small but influential fur-n-leather lovers underground in the early to mid 1980s. Starved of attention and a decent supply of hairspray of sufficient strength for many decades, and minus third drummer Og Vierstun (jailed for undisclosed offences of passion), Otter Mayhem recently reformed as a duo, in the hope of raising money to support their habits. Please donate generously.Franq : "Before we arrive on dees sunny beaches, we af been originally from all ofa Europe. I personally was bon on de mean strits of Luxemburg, but was raised wherevere my familee woud go in de pursuit of dere dependancies. Unt so, I am a child of many nations." Davitte : "Ur-r-rgdhnt!" (vomits on photographer's shoes.)

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/6/2006
Band Website: ottermayhem.com/home.html
Band Members: Franq d'Vey - gtr, bass, drms, vox, otter destruction. / Davitte Vrunne - gtr, bass, vox, songs of desolation.
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Influences: Ve haf influenced many rock unt roll groups, including der Motorheadt, D*A*D, Europe undt Lordi (case pending).
Sounds Like: Af wey betwin Sepultura undt de Serge Gainsbourg.
Record Label: yes plis.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Reactionne to de refuse

"no one knows the real makeup of otter's frontman davitte,"Franq (throws copy of NME to the ground in disgust, stamps on it twice, hurls full can of Vodka unt Lemon at motel double screen doors) : "He...
Posted by Otter Mayhem ,\.../ Ötter Mayhëm on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 11:08:00 PST

Rid de refuse...

Dis jurst een: "Otter Mayhem's latest instalment of luv junkn' juice sounds reminiscent of Led Zepplin played on vinal that's been left in the sun a little too long, possibly on the back seat of ...
Posted by Otter Mayhem ,\.../ Ötter Mayhëm on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 11:05:00 PST

Urly rilisses - unt revuse, jurst een.

Early reviews are in:   'I'm going to play that first song next time I have a lady friend over. Second song has a certain je na sais qua about it. Makes me wanna get a nipple ring. Both very poi...
Posted by Otter Mayhem ,\.../ Ötter Mayhëm on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 02:25:00 PST

Bahck in der schtudio...

Ve haf bin fulfeeling contractuahl aubligations, auf late, feedingk der desperahte feedingk frenzi auf der mahss markit.  Ve knerw yu, au fanss, is desperet fir de nieu materiahl.  Unt so, v...
Posted by Otter Mayhem ,\.../ Ötter Mayhëm on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 05:01:00 PST

Advocatink zis neu deegeetal mileau.

----------------- Original Message -----------------From:   "Jeff" Hi ,  I would like to buy your cd or if in fact you have two I would like to know how I can go about getting one ??? I...
Posted by Otter Mayhem ,\.../ Ötter Mayhëm on Mon, 14 May 2007 02:37:00 PST

Check out zis veedeo: Otter obscenity

Ah sink yu tu vill be as enthralled as Ah am, vatching zis veedeo.Otters holding hands Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Otter Mayhem ,\.../ Ötter Mayhëm on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 05:33:00 PST

Fahnding au sorls.

Dis hass bin eh peacefool tahm, fau hiiling au woundead igos.   Davitte hass bin in de wuuds, sicking his inner otter.  He is aun sabbaticul, sirching aut cirtain speereetual trooths - ...
Posted by Otter Mayhem ,\.../ Ötter Mayhëm on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 01:59:00 PST

Injusteece - unt laq of rurkingk aut.

Disasteur.  On de Thursdeh, ve did pleh at de Katoomba Gearins Hautel - furst weetnessing de aut-of-tewne harmonicas unt ver' pritty auf-key melodies of de competingk performers in...
Posted by Otter Mayhem ,\.../ Ötter Mayhëm on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 11:41:00 PST

de tunes, de drurms, de applaus.

Ve herp yu lahk de songs ve rescue from de vaurlts.  Ve transfur auff de Happy Sunshine brandt ril-to-ril tep rekorder found in eh swamp, unt into digitel phone handicam at fool volume - hence de...
Posted by Otter Mayhem ,\.../ Ötter Mayhëm on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:35:00 PST

de Olt Songs, unt de Neui Shows

Ve haf bin hoping you haf bin relishingk dees mehny relisses, auf Songks from de Vaults, auf de olter Otter Mayhem material.  Eet ees gut for de soul, ees eet nert?  Jah, ist gutt, himmel.&n...
Posted by Otter Mayhem ,\.../ Ötter Mayhëm on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 05:10:00 PST