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About Me

My friends call me Doug but you can call me Double D. Despite the name I've always been more of a legs and ass man! I'm crazy as a possum, I move like a rattlesnake, I drink like a pickerel, fuck like a buckrabbit and have the heart of a lion. I was born and reared in the south and I'm damn proud to say so! I've been living in shithole Jersey for several years now. Call me a redneck and prepare to spend a couple of months in a body cast. Don't assume that every white guy from below the Mason-Dixon line is stupid, trust me I have more degrees than you have teeth! Saying "redneck" is the same as dropping the dreaded "n-word", every bit as insulting! The red-blooded white american heterosexual male deals with more fucking prejudice on a daily basis than anyone else, so spare me the crocodile tears when I fly my confederate flag proudly. P.S. Don't expect me to "pimp out" my profile with pretty colors and glitter...I'm not a sperm guzzler! P.P.S. If that beautiful flag down there upsets you then you are a moron and you need a history lesson!

My Interests

drinking, smoking, fucking, playing my music and cuckolding Billy from M.O.D...I ass fucked the tart that had him all pussy whipped and had her cumfart my jamba juice all over his pathetic passed out face...now that's what I call a rude awakening! My bike too of course...wouldn't want to forget my baby. Also, pork rind poetry for sure...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a backbone, brothers and sisters from the proud south. I play music and make underground recordings in my spare time, so if you play and are looking to start a band, well I'm your man. My music has been reviewed here in Elizabeth and has been called a cross between G.G. Allin, the Mentors and Steve Earle (Nothing like that faggy-assed Hoboken band M.O.D.!). I was in a legendary N. Jersey band called the Desecrators...you may have heard of us (early 90's), we released a few good 7 inches which are highly sought after now. Last but certainly not least: a woman that could drink with me all night and then fuck me through the sweet hungover morning.

Music:

Good old southern rock and roll and old school punk rock...if you can combine the two...even better! any music that helps me raise the Pabst pounder in my right hand and the double, neat Jim Beam in my left hand.

Movies:

Civil War period pieces and the movies I make at home with Billy from M.O.D.'s groupies. Anything Peckinpah or John Wayne. Girl on Girl is good too.

Television:

They make a little show called the Sopranos here in N. Jersey...you may have heard of it. Television is nothing more than capitalist propaganda and mind control so I usually just hit the clicker and watch the history channel.

Books:

Unbiased history books like Jim Goad's "Redneck Manifesto" any novel that gives a fair account of the civil war.

Heroes:

G.G., Confederacy Of Scum, Irv Rubin, Jim Goad, Mike Watt, Artimus Pyle, all civil war soldiers that fought for the South, Southern Generals and Rommel.Nemesis: Billy from M.O.D.: you're are a pussy-rock has been not a punk rock deity!!! your music is embarrasingly stupid and set the template for recordings such as Kids Of Widney High (i.e. exclusively for retards). I beat your ass before and I won't hesitate to punk you out again! Leave Cassie alone...you hear! By the way what does M.O.D. stand for...Morbidly Obese Douchebag!!!???

My Blog

shitlist#15 - fuck calvin (my new coworker)

I could have broken him in half like a dried out piece of shit. Should have, instead I shook his clammy trembling hand. Unable to believe that this oxycontined zombie was replacing my friend Paul...
Posted by Double D. on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 07:13:00 PST

shitlist .14 - fuck carlene (my next door neighbor)

I presently live in the Elmora Hills section of an ugly brown city called Elizabeth New Jersey. The section itself is a strange brew of Jews and Colombians mostly. It's said to be a middle class ...
Posted by Double D. on Thu, 10 May 2007 05:44:00 PST

shitlist .13 - fuck howard w. (my attorney)

A little over a couple months ago I incurred a horrible injury at the job. I herniated a disc in my back. The injury was so severe that it required surgery. That was successful or so they say. At nigh...
Posted by Double D. on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 05:51:00 PST

shitlist .12 - fuck double d.!!!???

APRIL FOOLS MOTHERSUCKERS!!!...
Posted by Double D. on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 01:05:00 PST

shitlist .11 - fuck tom!!!???

I remember the very first day I signed up for this myshit site. Only to be greeted in an overfriendly way by some creepy motherfucker named Tom. He wanted to be my bosom buddy, my A-1 friend. He had t...
Posted by Double D. on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 09:37:00 PST

shitlist .10 - fuck corey p. (my sister's boyfriend)

My sister Cassie has always been guilty of having bad taste where men are concerned. It pains me to say this as I love her with all my heart and she really is the only close family I have left. She's ...
Posted by Double D. on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 05:40:00 PST

shitlist .9 - fuck geoff h. (my boss)

I been working in a salvage yard, slaving like Lamont Sanford, up here in the shit sucking city of Elizabeth N.J. for far too long. The guy that owned the business was a good man. His name was Otto an...
Posted by Double D. on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 09:22:00 PST

shitlist .8 - fuck the WOMentors!

I received a friend request from the WOMentors back a while ago. I had never heard of them before but figured oh what the hell why not, after checking out their page. They were conceived as some kind ...
Posted by Double D. on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 03:44:00 PST

shitlist .7 - fuck larry the cable guy

"Git-R-Done!", I hear that shit once and it's stuck in my head all damn day. I picture that lanky ass fuckface Jeff Foxworthy sticking it to Larry's flabby stinking ass in the tall weeds out behind th...
Posted by Double D. on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 09:22:00 PST

shitlist .6 - fuck lonnie g. (ex-brother-in-law)

Funny I should hear your pussy fart voice on my machine this morning Lonnie. Right after I had just finished taking a real nice shit, the size of a ghetto baby. You know the kind they often find aband...
Posted by Double D. on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 07:14:00 PST