John Barleycorn, nicotine, and the temptations of Eve
America, sublimation, eating, hockey, vulgarity, whiskey, [sucking at] darts, fornication, Arby's, gobbing, roadkill, ramblin, rust, desertion, blight, and beer. I'm also a savage fan of the Phantoms and the Flyers
A motive, or a reason to survive the weekend. Generous alcoholics. Degenerates. Fellow jerkoffs. Etc.
Preferably old and sloppy. Broken Bones, Crux, Wretched Ones, Antiseen, G.G. Allin, The Mentors, Hellstomper, Motorhead, Menace, AC/ DC, Indecent Exposure, Skynyrd, Blitz, Anti-Nowhere League, Menace, Art Attacks, The Accused, Limecell, Sons of Liberty, Voivod, Mercyful Fate, Ludichrist/Scatterbrain, Molly Hatchet, Fear, Minor Threat, Victims Family, Angry Samoans, Black Flag, D.O.A., Sex Pistols, Venom, Butthole Surfers, The Heartbreakers, Sham 69, Crumbsuckers, Combat 84, Drongos for Europe, ect., ect., ect.,
+ the occasional blues, classic country, southern rock, loads of other shit you'd never expect me to listen to (which I mostly keep to myself seeing as I have no one to confide with under the age of 60).
Any and all Mel Brooks, Nudist Colony of the Dead!, Eat The Rich, Slap Shot, Mean Streets, Raging Bull, Taxi Driver, School of the Holy Beast, various Clint Eastwoods, A Clockwork Orange, Cheech & Chong, Spinal Tap, See No Evil Hear No Evil, The Big Lebowski, Born To Win... and if I ever see the Bottom movie, or if the BBC wises up enough to put shit on DVD, It'll be here.
Bottom
Intervention!!!, Young Ones, Filthy Rich and Catflap, Three Stooges, South Park, Father Ted, Old Looney Tunes/Tom & Jerry, Ren & Stimpy (1st and 2nd seasons) and other demented shows from my childhood, A-Team, All in the family, Sanford and Son, King of the Hill, Beavis and Butthead, MXC, old Simpsons, ect.,
Carl Jung, William Blake, R.D. Laing, Knut Hamsun, Vladimir Nabokov, Dostoevsky, Bernard Goldberg, psychos like Jonathan Edwards (for entertainment value), lofty historical crap, anything else mildly interesting enough.
Old people, the fruits of society.
"Eddie Shore, Toe Blake and The Rocket!"
Dave Schultz, Michael Savage, Charlie Parker, Lenny Bruce, Leon Schlesinger, Friz Freleng, Chuck Jones, Sigmund Freud, the list goes on