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About Me

To all who don't know me: you're a bunch of stupid assholes if u truly believe anything you see on my page. the end. p.s. if you DO know me fuck u anyways! ha!

My Interests

Catherine: Can I ask you a question? Why is it that whenever I tell a guy to put it wherever they want, they always stick it in my ass?
Malik: Damn.
Jake: Please that's way too much information.
Catherine: Oh no Jake. Way too much information would be telling you that whenever they're done I always have to take a huge dump.
Malik: Shit.
Catherine: On their chest.
Malik: Oh, that is whack
yeah that pretty much sums it up!

I'd like to meet:

there should be a section for life goals and ambitions: mine... live a little less

Music:

ramblings of a mad man

Movies:

Pee Wee's BIG Adventure! OOOhh Yeah.

Television:

[AS]

Books:

the ones that burn the brightest!

Heroes:

zee cock unz zee ballz, BROCK SAMSON, zee cock unz zee ballz OF brock samson

My Blog

I haven’t had this much fun since I rejected the concept of God.

-"Don't you have any Tchaikovsky? Rachmaninoff is fine for 69s, but nothing beats Tchaikovsky when it comes to anal."-"It's time for me to teach you the difference between Platonic love and Aristoteli...
Posted by jill-ette on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 01:47:00 PST

prudes!

if myspace is gonna delete my photos for being inappropriate at least tell me which one it was. i'd like to frame it and hang it upon my wall.
Posted by jill-ette on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 01:34:00 PST

women only make me cry thru my penis

the end
Posted by jill-ette on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 01:34:00 PST

japan photos

will come when my lazy ass decides to post them! suck it!
Posted by jill-ette on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 08:15:00 PST

news flash: glory hole not so glorious...

Posting pics on myspace is a bitch. It can go suck on my anus!
Posted by jill-ette on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 08:17:00 PST

i come

from hell.if you love me you must love pain,if you hug me you will watch your blood drain...i live in a world where a razor is my best friend.
Posted by jill-ette on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Quote of the fucking day!

"ur a wierd fucking pervert..... Lets be friends" The feeling is mutual my friend, Thanx!
Posted by jill-ette on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST