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About Me

My friend Rob calls me a "cranky individual", and he's 100% right. Throw in sarcastic, cynical, bitter, jaded and the right amount of hateful. BTW, I'm brutally honest to a fault so watch out. But I'm not all piss and vinegar, I can be a shitload of fun when I'm with the right crowd... Lead singer for Sons Of Liberty ~ IF YOU NEED BAND INFO, go to the band page at: www.myspace.com/sonsoflibertyusa Check out my punk t-shirts at: www.myspace.com/submissionaries

Wanna be my friend? Here's the rules:
WRITE first before sending a friend request, ok?

If we haven't messaged and I have no clue as to who you are, chances are = YOU WILL BE DENIED!!! GOT THAT???

I won't add everyone who only knows me just because of SOL. Go to the band page for that shit.

Unless it's someone I like alot I DON'T ADD BANDS ON HERE

**I'm not gonna add every broad who thinks I could introduce her to a Phantom**

Now that's been established... I'm a AHL Philadelphia Phantoms hockey fan, and a NHL Flyers fan (they don't make it easy). I drink alot of beer, the textbook jovial "mild drunk"; not a full-on alky. I can be quite nice to people who deserve it - the rare few, but generally everyone sucks ass through a fuckin straw.

My Interests

My band, punk rawk, Phantoms hockey, beer, fucking my ex, titties, girls in garters, US history, pizza, coffee, cigarettes, shooting darts, boardwalk rides, cryptograms, Mego toys, slapstick humor, revenge, road rage, being a prickly bastard, dumb shit that makes me laugh

I'd like to meet:

Not looking for a "serious relationship", just had a long one of those and I'm really enjoying the single life. I'm up for dating, hanging out, messing around and some good clean (or dirty) fun. Although if my socks are knocked off by a pretty girl who likes old punk rock, hockey, 3 stooges and the bulk of my general interests, then we'll see.... Voivodians, Phantoms fans, Megoheads, hot punk & oi girls, cool people who don't have their heads up their asses are always welcome.

This is me playing live with my band... check it!

Music:

Voivod, Sex Pistols, X-Ray Spex, Toy Dolls, La Peste, Menace, Limecell, Wretched Ones, Antiseen, Misfits, Skullhead, Johnny Thunders, Black Flag, Drongos For Europe, Cock Sparrer, Minor Threat, Forced Reality, Crux, Arresting Officers, Skrewdriver, The Accused, Real McKenzies, Black Sabbath, Mercyful Fate, RFTC, Mudhoney, Johnny Cash, AC/DC, Smokey Robinson & The Miracles, The Drifters, Marvin Gaye, Fats Domino, plus lots of asst KBD punk & oi you never heard of..

Movies:

SLAP SHOT, Reservoir Dogs, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, High Anxiety, The Great Rock N Roll Swindle, DOA A Rite Of Passage, The Good The Bad And The Ugly & all Clint Eastwood westerns, Taxi Driver, The Omen, Better Off Dead, A Clockwork Orange, The Changeling, Goodfellas, Romper Stomper, Cape Fear, Animal House, Murder By Death, Caddyshack, old horror flicks

Television:

The Sopranos (RIP), Bottom, The Young Ones, Filthy Rich & Catflap, Dangerous Brothers - ANYTHING with Rik & Ade really, Benny Hill, Black Adder, 3 Stooges, The Munsters, All In The Family, The Shield, Prison Break, 24, Everybody Loves Raymond, Sanford & Son, Family Guy, ULTRAMAN, Speed Racer, Marine Boy

Books:

Where The Wild Things Are, 1970's Marvel comics, anything by Celestino Piatti

Heroes:

My Blog

I still love you but youre killing me!

I must be an idiot to keep falling for the same shit over and over again. You do this to me way too much, get my hopes up only to crush me in the end. You show me a sign that everything can be as perf...
Posted by Lonzilla on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 04:34:00 PST

Im gonna rock out with my cock out..

..maybe, depending on how drunk I get. The ex is down from NY for the weekend so she'll see it at least. Buy me beers and you can too haha. We're playing at Mojo 13 on Philadelphia Pike in W...
Posted by Lonzilla on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 01:37:00 PST

FLUID - THIS SUNDAY - DJ LONZILLA

THIS SUNDAY JULY 29th - FAST CHEAP & OUT OF CONTROL at FLUID 613 S. 4th St! 10PM-2AM PSYDDE DELICIOUS & GUEST DJ LONZILLA SPINNING PUNK FUCKING ROCK, POWERPOP AND ALL KINDSA COOL SHIT TO ...
Posted by Lonzilla on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:16:00 PST

I'M GETTING ENGAGED!

Got a message today, some broad says that her totally hot friend wants to marry me. I think I'm gonna go for it hahaha. Fucking spammers, AND I made you look!
Posted by Lonzilla on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 05:26:00 PST

According to Governer Cheesesteak...

.. excessive drinking in Pennsylvania is at an all time low. Sorry to break your average and ruin your curve Fast Eddie, but I beg to differ hahahahaha. Everyone get drunk tonite!
Posted by Lonzilla on Thu, 31 May 2007 11:39:00 PST

Out of towners: LISTEN UP!

Listen up tourists! It's called a CHEESESTEAK - ONE word! It is NOT: a steak and cheese a Philly steak and cheese a cheese ... (long pause)... steak a sandwich jaun or whatever the fuck else you...
Posted by Lonzilla on Fri, 25 May 2007 04:08:00 PST

SUB-MISSIONARIES - punk rawk t-shirts

Finally putting all those great ideas I've had floating around in my head for t-shirt designs to good use: "SUB-MISSIONARIES" .I've gotten tired of searching for old school looking shirts, someth...
Posted by Lonzilla on Sun, 06 May 2007 02:18:00 PST

Nice guy finishes first

It's about time something good happened to a great person. My friend Riley Cote got called up to the Flyers, and as hard as he's worked he truly deserves it. Watch the game Saturday night to see 100% ...
Posted by Lonzilla on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 01:19:00 PST

Hail To The Chief

Congrats to Berube! He's joining John Stevens with the O&B. Flyers hockey just got 100% more interesting!
Posted by Lonzilla on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 01:37:00 PST

You know what "PFFFTTHHVVVVTTTHHH" is?

the sound of Esche sucking shit through a straw!
Posted by Lonzilla on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 10:36:00 PST