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Verminclature

I am here for Friends

About Me


My Interests

Saturday Night Live - SNL Digital Short: Natalie Raps
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I'd like to meet:


Natalie Portman; Sir Richard Branson; Tom Waite; Salma Hayek; Johnny Knoxville; Bill Murray (I want to hear his take on The Razors Edge); David Bowie; Giada DeLaurentis; Dane Cook; Ceasar Milan; Lee Foreman; Mel Gibson; Penelope Cruz; Meredith; Dave Letterman (before he got all politico); Peter O'Toole; Newt Gingrich; Humble B. Wonderful; Jim Kramer; Condoleeza Rice; David Blaine; Amanda Peet; Mike Rowe; Robert Pirsig; Whoever is leading the charge on sustainable living, the guy that financed and built his own submarine; anyone that can inspire me beyond my MUN-MOTHER-FUCKING-DANE existence...

...Save me

Movies:

These are some thinking man's villains...is that cowboy gay? Nicely done!
...Pick up your heels when you strangle!! You're scuffing the floor!
This right-hand-man will do anything for his boss, and I mean ANYTHING!
This villain isn't in a movie yet that I know of...at least not until the Tila Tequilla Memoirs is released to the public, until then encourage her to continue blogging...and subscribe to mine

Some Favorites: Darjeeling Limited, 30 Days of Night (coolest depicted vampires...freakin' ever!), Lost in Translation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Frailty, The Mission, Barfly, The Razors Edge, Hotel New Hampshire, Angle Heart, Jaws, Lord of the Rings, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Napolean Dynamite, Highlander, Borat, Little Miss Sunshine, Blade Runner, A River Runs Through it, Fight Club, The Island of Dr. Moreau, The Usual Suspects, Big Fish, Office Space...
I think someone should put together a real good pirate movie, a serious one (not a Disney one), or like a movie of Vikings tracking and battling the Loch Ness Seamonster...Now THAT's a fucking movie!

Books:

American Practical Navigator - Bowditch
Chicken Tractor - Lee Coleman
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance - Robert Pirsig

My Blog

Vegans Suck

Vegans have done more to destroy the Amazon rain forest than anyother group of individuals in the history of man.  The need for soy based foods, coupled with the desire to burn "eco-friendly" f...
Posted by Verminclature on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:34:00 PST

Yeah, alright! Im an animal lover!! Gahhhh-sh.

Man, if I had a nickel for everytime someone asked me if I "owned stock in the bonobo exhibit?". Can you say, MILLIONAIRE.......
Posted by Verminclature on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 10:48:00 PST

Another Reason to pray for Spring

     Well, looks as if the Skunk Ape are back again this winter, and in the cranberrys DEEP! I had not been out to the bogs at all this year, or at least since the last harvest in ...
Posted by Verminclature on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:17:00 PST

The Brain in the Testosterone

The war was waged on many fronts:  "They" new who they were...mechanics, unsophisticated, dirt and strong... Kurt was quick to point out that he could return volley, and that our "team" was comp...
Posted by Verminclature on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 09:17:00 PST

Killing Space...Its not like I owe it to you

So...I was going through the infamous "box in the attic" over the past rainy weekend and found some old poems.  I have been working periodically on my "masterpiece" blog...but haven't been able t...
Posted by Verminclature on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 05:30:00 PST

Name this Game

Most of the time I am "stumped" for a blog subject...I guess I am just a sucker for an assignment!  Although I promised I wouldn't become a "regular" over on the S.B.T here I am again...Go check ...
Posted by Verminclature on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 10:34:00 PST

In need of some anti-venom...can you spare it?

We don't have venomous spiders in New England. Let me rephrase that. I don't know of any spiders having the anatomy to deliver a venomous bite to a human this far north into New England. South of here...
Posted by Verminclature on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 07:28:00 PST

Son, or Sun?

Closing out my LiveJournal:Should I ignore the Heat that's Blistered my Flesh; Or Curse thesun for ever whispering my name?I am standing Knee deep in amethyst; gypsum; prairie clay...Wondering wha...
Posted by Verminclature on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 07:23:00 PST

Huh, huh, huhhhuh...eh, Sex...ha huh huh haaa

To friends and family. The following blog is my attempt to capitalize on some of the ingenius fun I've come to look forward to every Thursday:   S.B.T.  Sex Blog Thursday So I struggled w...
Posted by Verminclature on Sun, 27 May 2007 01:23:00 PST

The Ol' familiar I'm gonna force myself to write and see what the Hell I get, all while drunk

     So somehow, through no effort of my own, I have found myself in a career.  Career was never in the plans, but I know few people who are actually doing the work they envis...
Posted by Verminclature on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 09:50:00 PST