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Jennifer Eolin

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About Me

.. "Trailer Trash" ® WGA Strike Special Edition Episode 4 on FunnyOrDie.com ..I like bacon. A lot. I eat frosting out of the can with a spoon. I do that also with peanut butter. I'm always up for pizza. My favorite lunch is "high tea" at Paddington's or the Huntington. I drink around 4 cups of green tea a day. (The Jasmine Green Tea @ Trader Joe's is my all time favorite.) I'm slightly addicted to Guitar Hero. I'm a writer/producer for reality television because it (sometimes) pays my bills. I love writing fiction in any format. I "heart" improv. I'm fussy, bossy, opinionated, worrisome, neurotic and yet completely delightful all at the same time. Stupidity irritates me, as does bad fashion sense. I hate whem my clothes don't fit and I will clean when I'm angry or upset. I have a place where I put things that I borrow so that they don't get mixed up into my things. I can crack every joint in my body, loudly. I only shop at stores where I have a discount card, shopper's club card, gift card or a coupon. I could live at Target. I really want to go on vacation. I apparently like to start sentences with the word "I" even though I have low self-esteem.
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My Interests

Improv, writing, reading, fashion, shopping, decorating, weekend getaways, watching movies, teaching, catching up on TV via DVD's and TiVo, going for walks with friends and dogs, making jewelry, painting, soduko, and last but not least, high tea!

I'd like to meet:

Improvisers, actors, writers and other creative types.

Music:

In a nutshell: I HATE SLOW MUSIC! I just bought "Walk Hard" on iTunes. I listen to different music depending on my mood. When I'm cleaning, I love classic songs by Ella Fitzgerald, Sarah Vaughn, Louis Armstrong, etc. When I'm in my car I listen to rock out and listen to Jack FM, KLOS, KROQ and KissFM. I like to write to classical music, especially Mozart.

Movies:

COMEDY! COMEDY COMEDY! I love Steve Martin, Chevy Chase, Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, and Martin Short. They were who I wanted to be when I grew up. (Sans the whiskers.) "Three Amigos," "Ghostbusters" and "The Blues Brothers" are the best and I can watch them over and over without getting bored. I love all the comedies that are out right now. I feel like the "Rated R" comedy is making a strong comeback and that makes me happy.Also, LolliLove is a great independent movie - you can buy it on Amazon.com or rent it. It's got a lot of stars in it. And me.

Television:

SITCOMS! I've worked as a writers' assistant on "Seinfeld" and "Clerks: The Animated Series" and loved it. Those were my favorite jobs in the world. I was around smart, funny, creative people on a daily basis. But I digress... My favorite shows that I watch are: "The Office," "How I Met Your Mother, " "30 Rock," "Family Guy," "Robot Chicken," "SNL" "Pushing Daisies," "Dirty Sexy Money," "CSI," "Psych," "Monk" and "Gossip Girl." As far as reality television, I'm in LOVE with "Flipping Out" and "What Not To Wear" on TLC and "Project Runway" on Bravo. Sigh. TV = goodness.

Books:

I'm not kidding when I tell you ALL these books are on my nightstand right now: "Life's Journey's According to Mr. Rogers" by Fred Rogers; "It's Not Easy Being Green & other things to Consider" by Jim Henson; "Born Standing Up" by Steve Martin, "A Guide to Quality, Taste and Style" by Tim Gunn; "I Killed: True Stories of the Road from America's Top Comics" compiled by Ritch Shydner and Mark Schiff; "Bitter is the new Black" by Jen Lancaster; "The Complete Guide to Self Publishing" by Tom and Marilyn Ross; "What No One Tells the Bride" by Mary Stark; "Middlesex" by Jeffrey Eugendes; and "The Complete Idiot's Guide: A Smart Vocabulary" by Paul McFedries.

Heroes:

People with comedic timing. My family. My friends. Teachers. The guy who invented tea a million years ago. Dogs that don't bite. Anybody who isn't an asshole. Blue states. The Muppets!!
You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming. The Muppet Personality Test

My Blog

Projektrollbahn Rund-auf: Episode 11

Hallo gestaltet Enthusiasten! Wie geht es Ihnen? Es ist mich, Heidi Klum, supermodel zur Welt.  Mögen Sie meine Knalle?    Oh sorry.  Let me try that again.   Hello, fashio...
Posted by Jennifer Eolin on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 09:33:00 PST

Im a Street Walker! Film at 11!

UPDATE: I totally forgot a "behind the scenes" story! I've added it below! Don't forget to vote! Twice if you feel like it. Seriously. Nobody will mind. Especially me. Over a year ago, I was cast as ...
Posted by Jennifer Eolin on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 07:00:00 PST

Report from Bryant Park - NO SPOILERS!

Hey Project Runway fans!As you know, this morning was the Bryant Park show for the Project Runway finale.  Someone is already a winner!  AHHHH!  I can't stand the suspense!   ...
Posted by Jennifer Eolin on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 07:14:00 PST

Project Runway Round Up - Episode 10

Hi everybody, Michael Kors here.  Jennifer (Eolin) is so overcome with emotion due to Ricky being auf'd that she's treating herself to some red highlights for her hair and is far too busy to writ...
Posted by Jennifer Eolin on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 01:02:00 PST

Project Runway - Pre-blog to Episode 10

ALERT!  ALERT! This brief but always entertaining blog contains spoilers to the episode that aired tonight, February 6th.  So if you haven't watched it yet, don't scroll down.  Jus...
Posted by Jennifer Eolin on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 12:37:00 PST

Project Runway Articles and Whatnot

It's Fashion Week in NYC (happy fists!) and you know what that means:   Wearing tapered pants will get you arrested and booked on felony charges Michael Kors is totally gonna rock his GOOD bla...
Posted by Jennifer Eolin on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 09:52:00 PST

Project Runway Round up - Episode 9

Wednesday, January 23, 2008  11:30pm   Dear Diary,   Hi, Diary, it's me Jennifer.  Jennifer Eolin.  (Just in case&)  Diary, I just got done watching Project Runway and I'm ...
Posted by Jennifer Eolin on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:01:00 PST

Pimpin My Friends

The great thing about living in LA is that I've met amazingly talented people.  I'd like to share some of those folks with you today.  Please visit their websites as I wouldn't be touting th...
Posted by Jennifer Eolin on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:11:00 PST

Project Runway Round-up: Episode 8

I'm not sure if it's all the medication I'm on right now or the fact that I just watched Project Runway that has given me a nasty case of indigestion.    But let's make like a dinosaur and ...
Posted by Jennifer Eolin on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 11:02:00 PST

Resolution 1... already broken

Apparently, I'm not good at keeping New Year's resolutions.   My 1 resolution: "To be healthy."  Seems pretty simple, right?  I take my vitamins.  I take supplements.  I try t...
Posted by Jennifer Eolin on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:22:00 PST