Freak Accident Resurrects Deceased Football Legend’s Career |
NORTH CRAMSTOBBLER, S.D. - Local football legend Hezekiah Hornshpigg literally resurrected his career in a freak incident that occurred during last night's Division Three playoff between the North Cra...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Oct 2008 06:00:00 GMT |
Corpse wins Luge Championship II - Return of the Groundhog |
I have been receiving quite a few e-mails asking what became of the poor, amphetamine crazed groundhog in the "Corpse wins Luge Championship blg posting." You can all put your minds at ease. The groun...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 08:02:00 GMT |
Murphy’s Law |
A friend mentioned Murphy's Law in a discussion the the other day. That reminded me of yet another star-crossed harpist. World renowned harp player Zacheus Pomfongler was invited to give a recital fo...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 10:20:00 GMT |
Malodor on the Orient Express |
Today marks the 150th anniversary of Ezekiel Snodblatt's invention of coal-powered dentures. That prompted me to search my extensive files for tales of other great inventors. It took a while...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 07:11:00 GMT |
The Never-ending Dog Vs. Cat Debate |
I recently came across an on-line poll on the question of which makes the better pet, a dog or a cat. I felt compelled to cast my vote in favor of felis domesticus based on a traumatic childhood event...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 09:19:00 GMT |
Corpse Wins Regional Luge Championship |
Today the late Lamont T. Glomstopple became the first deceased person to win the Northwest Regional Luge Championship held annually at the Klomblatt International Luge Course located in Lompluntz, Nor...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 16:30:00 GMT |
BREAKING NEWS |
Hell Petitions IOC to make Demonic Possession an Olympic Event
A speaker, B.L. Zebub, reputing to be from the demonic underworld of Hades appeared before the International Olympic Committ...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 05:31:00 GMT |
E-mail Survey |
A friend recently sent me one of those surveys making the rounds. I though for once I woule be completely truthful in my answers:26 unknown facts/secrets about yourself:1. In two words, explain what e...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 15:29:00 GMT |
This thing is asking what I'm reading now... |
...so I'll tell it.
Right now I'm in the middle of Shakespeare's little known play "Ignatz $19.99 As Seen on TV." It's about a young king's unrequited love for a dustless vacuum cleaner. Shakespear...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
