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Lauren

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About Me

"How do I shut this thing off?" I am all three Animaniacs combined. Playdough. Wonder bread and strawberry jam. Eager to please. Trampoline heart. Meteor shower. A 33 played at 45. BUT I slow down for people that are close to me. I am nocturnal. I treat my friends like family. I help and stick up for others. I know exactly why I am here. I was born on an air force base in New Mexico, so my brother tried to convince me that I was an alien. I make great mix CD's for friends, I love to make people laugh. I was a ballet dancer from age 2-20. I can still grand jete like a mo fo.Friend request? Let me know who you are first! Shoot me message. If you are a stranger with a band or hilarious comedy group, I am sure you are talented but I cannot take any more of those requests for the love of all that is holy.Online Status Icons

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My Interests

Improv,acting, guitar, writing, singing, movies, dancing, roller coasters, being on a sitcom ( ahh) , teaching improv , working with kids, travel, musicals, live music, those moments with pals..ya know...great late night talks, staying up all night, playing in the rain, breaking the ice by playing 10 questions, did I mention the rain? Chill out LA drivers, its light water.

I'd like to meet:

People that do not bonk people with their bag while walking down an airplane aisle. They open the door for strangers and smile at kids. They can be playful, and ride roller coasters, but also sit and have an intellectual battle. Brains and talent= sexy. People that like to have a wee guitar jam. I really respect people that are honest and up front with me People that don't mind long lines, long travel, or bad traffic because its a great chance to slow down and catch up. Oh yeah and I'd like to meet Tim Robbins.

Music:

LLP Music, Captain Genius, Where's Moo, Jules, The Killers, Death Cab for Cutie, Postal Service, The Ditty Bops! OLD Big band, late 30's , Duke Ellington. Billy Holiday,The shins, 80's, Cranberries, Frente, Jewel, Dido, Mumurs, Beth Orton, Christine Lavin, etc. They might be Giants, Natalie Imbruglia, Cold Play, Nick Drake, Depeche Mode!! ( 3 times live), James, All American rejects, Six Pence,Super Tramp, really old cheesy rap, Frenchy stuff, classical strings and cello, I like singing along to musical theatre/oprea, soundtracks, mix CD's from friends..ok and Journey.

Movies:

The Hudsucker Proxy, ( well anything Cohen bros) Ameile, Its a Wonderful life, Better off Dead, Three O'clock High, Pieces of April, Office space, Run Lola Run, Raising Arizona, So I Married an Axe Murderer, About Schmit, Shawshank Redemption,Somewhere in time( "is its you?) Back to the future, Indiana Jones (Raiders of the Lost Ark) The Little Princess (Shirley temple version) ..I could go on.

Television:

THE DAILY SHOW!!! Lost, Love Monkey ( how dare they cancel it!) Gilmore Girls, My name is Earl, Myth Busters, Grey's Anatomy, Sex and the City, Alias, Buffy, Felicity, Scrubs, Conan O'brien, The office (both versions! yey Jenna!) The Family Guy, So you think you can dance!!! ...and more...sweet lord tivo..let me sleep!!

Books:

The Four agreements, America the book, Shop girl, The Nanny Diaries, Harry potter, Jemmima J, Good in Bed, Letters from a Nut, Catcher in the Rye, The Great Gatsby, Mary Shelly's Frankenstein, Indian in the Cupboard, Shes come undone, Laura Palmer Diary, In her shoes, Sark books.....

Heroes:

My dad, anyone who is living their dream. Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 90% Iron Man 70% Superman 55% The Flash 55% Robin 50% Hulk 35% Wonder Woman 33% Batman 30% Green Lantern 30% Supergirl 28% Catwoman 20% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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My Blog

Chapter 9 STUCK!

Chapter 9STUCK!I'M STUCK!!I waited for one beat...hoping it was a false alarm and the doors would open before....PANIC set in!Above my head at the door were sounds of footsteps, and an older woman voi...
Posted by Lauren on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:59:00 PST

Chapter 8 THE HOTEL!

Chapter 8 The HotelAs I drove towards the Burbank airport, I felt so drained. I realized I had not eaten all day. I was thirsty, I felt awful. I arrived at the airport Marriot, I saw the $14 to park a...
Posted by Lauren on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 02:06:00 PST

PUS!

OK so it was brought to my attention, BY my MOM of all people,that my blog "The Mitey Gross Story" looks like it contains a very gross word. In Chapter 5: The ER.I was so confused, "I would not use th...
Posted by Lauren on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 01:18:00 PST

I am so proud!

More "Mitey Gross Story" chapters will be written today! So be on the look out. I just had to take a quick moment to brag.Last Thursday I had to rush out of work to get to an audition. It was the thir...
Posted by Lauren on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:59:00 PST

Chapter 7 The Exterminator

Chapter 7The ExterminatorI headed to the apartment ready for a full military assault. I got out of the car, took out the LICE bedding spray and filled my car and seats with its disgusting fumes. I so...
Posted by Lauren on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 01:49:00 PST

Chapter 5 The ER -6 CVs

Chapter 5The ERI raced down Alameda, and pulled into St. Joseph's ER parking lot. I was in a daze of tears as I shuffled through the lot and through the doors. I must have looked like I had been beate...
Posted by Lauren on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 05:18:00 PST

Chapter 3 Things that go bump & Chapter 4 the invasion

Chapter 3Things that go bump in the night / Don’t let the bed bugs biteThen this March I stared noticing little itchy bumps. Over the course of a week it would be one here one there, only when I...
Posted by Lauren on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 01:41:00 PST

Chapter 1 My Apartment & Chapter 2 Aww rats!

OK so some people have heard snippets about my "MITEY" bad month. I think only hearing a little may sound worse. SO I will fill everyone in. Here it is, the entire LONG story. From the beginning. I wi...
Posted by Lauren on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 03:14:00 PST

One of those weird days!

OK so I JUST watched Planes trains and Automobiles. I thought "Wow Character actress Edie McClurg is what a career is all about." I looked her up on IMDB. You would know her as "Mrs. Poole" from "Vale...
Posted by Lauren on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 07:47:00 PST

I was ( sort of ) on the Bachelor on ABC!!

I swear I talked 1/2 of the class. BUT I stand there and look adorable in the bowling shirt in the final product. Jen Bascom kicks butt, and hey a shot of ComedySportz!! WHOO HOO!! ...
Posted by Lauren on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 12:53:00 PST