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About Me

A long time ago in decade far, far away, a great adventure took place... A little boy was cut loose and spanked on his crack, and at that moment... The Dave was born. Detroit is my true home, but have lived out a suitcase, a trunk, and a car (all at separate times). Moved to LA a year and a half ago, the adventure never stops, but really would I want to to?myspace layouts for Get this layout for your myspace page.

My Interests

Good music, better conversation, a long road, lots of time, sleep, a pocket full of quarters, the ocean, tiki anything at the moment, a good movie, dessert, laughing till I can't breath, my roommates veggie chili (but full of dead animal is good too), but not all this at once... well maybe.Your results:
You are Iron Man Iron Man 80% Spider-Man 80% Hulk 80% The Flash 75% Catwoman 70% Green Lantern 70% Batman 70% Robin 65% Superman 65% Supergirl 55% Wonder Woman 45% Inventor. Businessman. Genius.
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You Are Kermit
Hi, ho! Lovable and friendly, you get along well with everyone you know.
You're a big thinker, and sometimes you over think life's problems.
Don't worry - everyone know's it's not easy being green.
Just remember, time's fun when you're having flies! The Muppet Personality Test

I'd like to meet:

Einstein, Joe Lewis, The Velvet Fog, Elvis, Stan Lee, Howard Cosell, The Dalai Lama, The Green Lantern, and Chef Boyardee, The World's First Bartender, Dave Matthews... Videos by frogislandflicks | More VMIX videos
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Music:

DMB, Stan Getz, The Strokes, White Stripes, Elvis, The Beatles, Coldplay, Jack Johnson, Radiohead, Steve Miller, The Kings of Leon, Frank Sinatra, Paul Bastian, Modest Mouse, Jeff Buckley, Ben Harper, Ben Folds, TV on the Radio, Dean Martin, CCR, Pete Yorn, The Zombies, Keane, Al Green, My Morning Jacket, U2, Cake, The Black Keys, The Beastie Boys, Kanye West, Beck, Rolling Stones, Nina Simone, Maroon 5, Mel Torme, to name just a few...

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, True Romance, Frailty, Bull Durham, Death To Smoochy, Garden State, Happiness, Battle Royale, Project 313, Memento, Fight Club, Harold and Maude, The Game, Almost Famous, Pulp Fiction, Young Frankenstein, Requiem For A Dream, You Can Count On Me, There's Something About Mary, Boogie Nights, LA Confidential, High Fidelity, Swingers, Three Kings, Vanilla Sky

Television:

Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Entourage, Lost, Dave Chappelle, The Daily Show, The Soprano's, Little People Big World, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Rescue Me, Weeds, Huff (brilliant but cancelled), Perry Mason, The Twilight Zone (The Early Ones), John From Cincinnati, American Dad, Harvey Birdman Attorney At Law, The Showbiz Show, Six Feet Under

Books:

Where The Side Walk Ends, The Celestine Prophecy, Truth In Comedy, anything by Koontz, The Prehistory Of The Far Side, Killing Yourself To Live (85% of a True Story), Cricket In Times Square, Fight Club,

Heroes:

There all related to me in one way or another

My Blog

A Quick Lesson In Bartending

SO I WAS HANGING WITH MY MOST EXCELLENT COUSIN THIS PAST WEEK AND SHE WAS MAKING SOME PRETTY RIGHTIOUS COCTAILS, BUT MADE REFERENCE TO NOT KNOWING HOW TO POUR THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF BOOZE TO MAKE THINGS ...
Posted by Desert Son on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 11:27:00 PST

The Earl of Sandwich

For as long as I can remember I have eaten peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. My grandma (we called her Memere), used to feed them to me like clockwork every time I went to her house. Two sometimes...
Posted by Desert Son on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 01:40:00 PST

To The Point

Hey, its me. I know, I have been gone a while... have been out of sorts, not myself for quite some time. Anger, I would say got the best of me, it crashed around my head and made a mess... a very bi...
Posted by Desert Son on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 02:27:00 PST

Rumifications

Goodbye you piece of shit, goodbye to you and to those who came and raped our system for way too long. I hope you, your so-called cowboy ex-boss, and your greedy old fuck of a buddy, the vice preside...
Posted by Desert Son on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 10:17:00 PST

The Bad Place

Quite possibly the worst place to be seated on a plane is anywhere in the vicinity of a bathroom, I'm on 4 hour flight back from Tampa (work stuff) and I'm two rows from the facilities. Knowing th...
Posted by Desert Son on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 03:08:00 PST

Getting Lucky

I got lucky the night of our First Annual, Half Assed, Halloween Bash. Let me explain.. The idea came from Superman last week sometime when our place came up in discussion for where to throw a party....
Posted by Desert Son on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 01:22:00 PST

Bad Teeth

Dear Mr/Ms/Mrs Bluetooth Headset Wearer,I see you. I see you everywhere, walking, driving, eating at restaurants, sitting on a plane at 37,000 ft, where you're not even allowed to be on the phone. W...
Posted by Desert Son on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 08:25:00 PST

The Four Folks

I've been flying steadily for around five years now, and over the last year my taste for this has declined.. heavily. I do not like to fly, oh Sam I am.. I like it even less when I'm on a plane that ...
Posted by Desert Son on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 09:06:00 PST

Still Hungry

I'm eating. I mean I'm eating a lot. I must be manstrating (a friend of mine coined that phrase). I've shoveled it in all day, peanuts, stale caramel popcorn, cereal (Honey Nut Chex and Fruity Pebb...
Posted by Desert Son on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 02:12:00 PST

Real Nervous

So my folks are in town, I get them for about a week. Now as this date came closer, I have to say I was kind of nervous. Real nervous. I mean it has been nine months since I have seen them last. T...
Posted by Desert Son on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 04:06:00 PST