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Vi©toria

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I am a total:
I LOVE
Automaton/Replicant
FIRE TIGER, hot stuff!
THE FIRE TIGER: 1926 AND 1986
Eccentric and dramatic, Fire Tigers are aglow with passion and verve. They are outgoing, expressive, and look on the bright side of things. They have the Tiger’s natural ability to lead others and are able to excite others simply with their own gift of enthusiasm. They can be funny and have great senses of humor. Tigers are powerful speakers and have the ability to command and persuade crowds through speech, as well as have their own seemingly endless supply of energy.
Artist Rebel: Ticketed member of the Mod Squad.
I am often mistaken for that hitchhiking lumberjack.
It must be true.
I am a seagull.
I enjoy cat naps.


You're Ulysses!
by James Joyce
Most people are convinced that you don't make any sense, but compared to what else you could say, what you're saying now makes tons of sense. What people do understand about you is your vulgarity, which has convinced people that you are at once brilliant and repugnant. Meanwhile, you are content to wander around aimlessly, taking in the sights and sounds of the city. What you see is vast, almost limitless, and brings you additional fame. When no one is looking, you dream of being a Greek folk hero.

I'm really not vulgar.
So eff ewe!
I sincerely love these people:
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What can one say about Victoria that hasn't already been put more eloquently and in more detail...by herself. If you are of the male species and you like these three things:
1. Shakespeare
2. Monty Python *
3. Classic Rock
Please contact me as soon as possible because I am in search of a soul mate right about now.
*I met Eric Idle when I was a youngster. Subsequently, he had his arm around me. Jealous?
Let me see. I enjoy the theatre. Acting and writing more so than anything else. I have been in many a play, most recently I've worked with amazing people at The Kingsmen Shakespeare Company. I write avidly, most remembered is a One Act play that I directed and performed in entitled The Incomplete Works of Billy Shakespeare Condensed, which still runs at social gatherings and corporate parties. Most recently a one-woman show called The Examined Life, which explores the life of a girl named Sonya while at the same time going through the timeline of philosophy. I like that kind of stuff.
I also really enjoy the visual arts and draw quite a bit. Charcoal is fun, but messy. But more fun.
IT SHOULD BE NOTED: I have an unmatched proclivity for falling for fellows, alliteratively, with bald spots and girlfriends...
Mark Rylance is ideal.
Well, what else? Oh, yes. I like big words. If you don't know what plinth means, don't talk to me. Just kidding! But seriously.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:



My perfect man will...
Be ambitious
Be funny
Be corny
Be able to laugh
Be able to laugh at himself
Be able to laugh at my corny jokes
Be willing to try anything
Be patient
Be intelligent
Be really intelligent
Be well-traveled
Be in love with life
Be in love with Europe
Be in love with me
Be witty
Be optimistic
Be a dreamer
Be the one who will never give up
Because that is what I would be for him.

And he won't mind my constant search for The Good.

My Blog

Three's a Charm: Part II: The Addendum

Why do songs exist?  Why does poetry?  Why do people purchase flowers for one another on cool spring nights? Emotions. From said post about my three charmers, I can say now (that time has passed) that...
Posted by on Thu, 28 May 2009 22:31:00 GMT

Three's a Charm

Okay.  Its one of those nights.  Where reflection and introspection seem like the key to unlocking some kind of brilliant moment or (be it) ever-so-small epiphany.   OKAY. So, its been said many tim...
Posted by on Sun, 03 May 2009 19:27:00 GMT

"SMOKED"

I wrapped "SMOKED" about two weeks ago.  It is a reality TV show parody chock full of stock characters.  From "The Bitch" to "Cory Feldman" to "The Heartland Girl", I must say everyone pulled out the ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 14:53:00 GMT

How The Struggle Goes

Well. Here it is.Staring me in the face.Its rude to stare.But I stare right back.Some good things have come along in these past months.  And some really, really bad things have come along in these pa...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 20:46:00 GMT

"Ex"-tremes

Do you ever get the feeling that you are being pulled in one significant direction?  Not only pulled, but drawn.  Drawn to a significant source.  A source that brings you happiness (de...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Nov 2008 05:09:00 GMT

Popular Demand!

I don't follow popular demand.  And that is why I am not writing a blog this evening of the 19th of Septembre.  But tomorrow&     No, no.  I am being facetious.  I do fee...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 04:11:00 GMT

The Cynic & The Optimist

I need two nouns...a cynic?  Okay.  And?  An optimist?  Wonderful. This is the story of The Cynic & The Optimist. The Cynic--born of an ancient Greek way of philosophizing...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:21:00 GMT

The Future

A friend of mine said today something about weather and the future.  If we can tell the weather forecast, then we must be able to tell the future.  But weather forecasts are usually wrong.&n...
Posted by on Sun, 25 May 2008 19:24:00 GMT

Free Acting Tutorial

THE APPRAISAL   This is what Philosophy does to you!! I'm writing a paper.  Write.  Now.  I mean.  Right now. Uhh.  Don't tell too many people the secret of acting. :)
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 00:02:00 GMT

Obsessions: Who Do You Want Me to Be?

More importantly: Who do I Want Me to Be? Yeah.  Rock on with that motivational self. Well, never in my LIFE did I think I would become a fan of healthy food and a pretty darn good amount of exer...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 22:11:00 GMT