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sam

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



Music:

smashing pumpkins, al green, janis joplin, dresdon dolls, stone temple pilots, iggy pop, david bowie, sublime, sly and the family stone, the smiths, lucksmiths, soul coughing, rolling stones, jon brion, woody allen's rag time band, the chi-lites, eric clapton, jimi hendrix, csn+y, glenn miller, joe cocker, the trammps, ryan adams, the velvet underground, the detroit spinners, the speicals, franz ferdinand, stevie wonder, van morrison, grateful dead, benny goodman, billie holiday, iron and wine, classics iv, simon and garfunkle, rod stewart, kings of leon, james brown, the beatles, chicago, the police, ben folds, led zeppelin, archie bell and the drells, the stranglers, the kinks, arethra franklin, gordon lightfoot, diana ross, the temptations, jr walker, stan getz, miles davis, billy idol, bill joel, ben harper, beck, blondie, dylan, dave brubeck, chairmen of the board, the clash, counting crows, the cure, dire straights, elo, etta james, grandfunk railroad, interpol, inxs, isley brothers, king pleasure, lightning seeds, lou rawls, neil young, nico, paul mccartney, postal service, ramones, rusted root, scott walker, seu jorge, the shins, stevie ray vaughan, sting, tears for fears, tony bennett, traffic, three dog night, vince guaraldi, white stripes, the who, shatner's spoken word (word!)

Movies:

manhattan, sleeper, annie hall, fear and loathing, the boondock saints, pulp fiction, jackie brown, holiday inn, rear window, invasion of the body snatchers, dirty harry, iron monkey, the talented mr. ripley, being john malkovitch, christmas vacation, dodge ball, wedding crashers, old school, zoolander, meet the parents, caddy shack, life aquatic, eternal sunshine of a spotless mind, adaptation, buckaroo bonzai, big trouble in little china, tv carnage, seven samarai, jaws, cabaret, sorry wrong number, strangers on a train, the 39 steps, casablanca, sahara, maltese falcon, all through the night, dead men don't wear plaid, conan, noises off, bachelor party, big, t he 'burbs...

Television:

head of the class, who's the boss, scrubs, aqua teen hunger force, venture brothers, harvey birdman, family guy, the office, cheers, family ties, sealab, sopranos, rome, entourage, weeds, arrested development

Books:

the prism and the pendulum, dark matter, surely you're joking mr. feynman, queen of the south, the highwayman and mr. dickens, barrel fever, naked, holidays on ice, the unbearable lightness of being

My Blog

angry spanish...

|START_RANT|it hit me last night&an insanely brilliant idea. i'm going to write a book. it's practically already written for me! i've always been an advocate of the old adage: work smarter not harder....
Posted by Sam on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 11:42:00 PST

this music fuckin sucks...

weird thing happened last night. i was sitting at the liquid lounge having some drinks with a friend, when a drunken dude next to me mentions how awful the music is. he was right. the music did suck, ...
Posted by Sam on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 03:43:00 PST

surprised? i wouldn't be any more surprised if i woke up with my head sewn to the carpet...

let me preface this by saying, i love my mother...i do. however, i think menopause has gotten the best of her judgment. evidently, my mother felt i was not getting into the 'spirit' of the holidays an...
Posted by Sam on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 03:08:00 PST

so, it would appear i'm a cock...

at least, according to the chinese paper-placemat i read at the joie luck kitchen yesterday. sort of presumptuous of them i think, but how could a billion chinese people be wrong? evidently, those luc...
Posted by Sam on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 12:34:00 PST

loot the tomb...

so, i haven't blogged in awhile because i've been a busy little bee and/or drunk (not that that's stopped me before, but i don't have The Internet connected at my place yet; so, it takes a bit more ef...
Posted by Sam on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 09:43:00 PST

californian drivers...

coming from portland, i've heard A LOT of horror stories about californian drivers, but after two weeks of traffic here i've decided that they aren't as bad as they initially appear. i'll tell you why...
Posted by Sam on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 06:25:00 PST

i love it when a plan comes together...

i've already been in los angeles for a week now, and it's been a trip. i've caught up with old friends from college, parallel parked a uhaul + car trailer on sunset blvd during rush hour, acquiesced t...
Posted by Sam on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 01:29:00 PST

i puked in the pearl...

i was hanging out with some friends last night and had a few too many (go figure). on my walk home, i puked up a bit on the corner of lovejoy and 10th. walking over to go get my coffee this morning, i...
Posted by Sam on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 10:00:00 PST

lundgren to lundgren

just when you think induldging in low budget dolph lundgren movies can't get any better, it does: showdown in little tokyo. check it out; it's a must see if you're drunk enough. it even co-stars bran...
Posted by Sam on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 09:17:00 PST

i butle, sir...

towards the size of things: i don't like ordering starbucks coffee that is served in volumes of unknown units. what exactly is a venti, grande, or tall (i need to find a new place to get coffee......
Posted by Sam on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 01:44:00 PST