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Ham-Eater

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed, by t

About Me

I certainly hope I won't have to shave off my handsome moustache and Derby hat.

I like to hang out outside my apartment since it doesn't have a living room. Cafe Kasbah and Cafe Venus are two favorites of mine. Evenings I like to eat at Noodle Ranch, play pinball at Shorty's, or have a game of Texas Hold-'em with the good people in my building. I'm looking forward to potluck season!

Here is a static link to my photobucket account for clicking ease [often i take pictures of things i'm interested in]

My Interests

Art projects,
Buddha Belltown,
Cafe Venus & Mars Bar,
Crocodile Cafe (RIP),
Neumo's Crystal Ball Reading Room,
Noodle Ranch,
Pabst Blue Ribbon,
Shorty's Coney Island,
Texas Hold-'em

I'd like to meet:

I don't know what I'm looking for. Therefore, even if I find it, I probably won't recognize it. What a bum deal!

Music:

Like I said, I hate you jerks. What a bunch of stupid jerks. I'll smack you up and stomp you down. Stomp you down to ugly town--or maybe I'll kick your fat ass.

Movies:

Big Lebowski,
I (Heart) Huckabees,
Princess Bride,
Rushmore

Television:

Aqua Teen,
Brak,
Sea Lab,
Space Ghost

Books:

I like the books about movies that were based on books.

Heroes:

My goal is to be quoting The Big Lebowski at all times (or Space Ghost, at least).

My Blog

see my vest

Burns: Some men hunt for sport, Others hunt for food, The only thing I'm hunting for, Is an outfit that looks good... See my vest, see my vest, Made from real gorilla chest, Feel this sweater, ...
Posted by Ham-Eater on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 10:25:00 PST

In the news

I happened to be playing pinball (shock!) and got a mininterview. Also (unrelated) my face was painted like a sea monster. Go figure.http://www.king5.com/lifestyles/stories/NW_061507WABp inballKS.6fd06...
Posted by Ham-Eater on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 09:42:00 PST

photos from dc

i recently got back from visiting my friend in washington dc.the photo highlights are all on photobucket. but here's the legend:----[commence]----misc dc photos 1-2borf show- an art show put on in an ...
Posted by Ham-Eater on Thu, 24 May 2007 02:25:00 PST

stay loose

I was choking on a cornflake You said "Have some toast instead" I was sleeping maybe three hours You said "You should get to bed" I was waiting at the church door For the minister to show I was lookin...
Posted by Ham-Eater on Sat, 12 May 2007 10:35:00 PST

power dreamin' for an hour

05 11 07dreamsat the house in kenmore looking out brian's window to the house across the street. i'm losing the lucidity of my dream and starting to wake up so i try to focus on something external to ...
Posted by Ham-Eater on Fri, 11 May 2007 08:09:00 PST

where were you in 2002?

i found this in my archived documents. its one of those surveys that people used to send out through emails before the instant pestering of myspace bulletins was in style. enjoy?Subject: a survey that...
Posted by Ham-Eater on Fri, 04 May 2007 01:23:00 PST

assorted dreams- costumes, cut-ups, cigarettes

5-1-7dreamsi made a cut-up tape. i had a sample of about 20 seconds and i just cut it up forward and backward randomly using a 4 -track. [see squarepusher's "f train" for what i was listening to.]this...
Posted by Ham-Eater on Tue, 01 May 2007 08:58:00 PST

Why I Like the Noodle Ranch

This is the kitchen's prep ticket for my most recent meal at the Noodle Ranch:Mmm... delicious!-Andrew...
Posted by Ham-Eater on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:19:00 PST

light sleep, lots of dreams

4 24 07dreams[i was sleeping kind of lightly last night, thus, lots of dreams]---i walked up to a burger king passing by the drive thru. inside were two of my friends who were ordering. i looked aroun...
Posted by Ham-Eater on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 09:21:00 PST

a better beer hat

okay that last one kind of sucked. anybody want it? here's a new one.again, supplies: tape, glue, scissors, compass, pen(cil), ruler, 2 cases of beer, hot gluei did this one more precisely measured bu...
Posted by Ham-Eater on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 02:36:00 PST