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Ry@n

You're not the boss of me... Sir.

About Me

I eat the same thing for breakfast almost every day: 3 egg whites and one egg yolk over easy w/ chopped spinach; one Morning Star soy sausage; 1/2 Ezekial sprouted wheat tortilla; one cup of chocolate/raspberry coffee w/ milk and Splenda.
I've never had Chicken Pox
I love shopping for office supplies
I can type 90 words every 4 minutes

My Interests

Acting, Improv, Guitar, Guitar Hero on Playstation 2, Tennis, FSU Football, NOT horseback riding

I'd like to meet:

Closing Escrow Movie Trailer

Ask Brian and Ryan, Episode One

My Yahoo Commercial
Check out these sketches Brian and I wrote for MADtv:

Music:

The Decemberists, The Shins, Neil Diamond, Queens of the Stoneage, REM, Travis, BNL, Dandy Warhols, Eagles, Elliot Smith, Tenacious D, AC/DC, The Verve, Crowded House, Green Day, Frank Sinatra, Live, Nick Drake, Old 97s, Tom Jones, U2...

Movies:

Jaws, Shawshank Redmption, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Fisher King, A Christmas Story, Midnight Run, Defending Your Life(Anything Albert Brooks), Willy Wonka, Waiting for Guffman, Sneakers, Bowling for Columbine, Scrooged, King Kong(All of them, even the one where he climbs the World Trade Center), TOO MANY TO NAME, FRANKLY.

Television:

LOST, Family Guy, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, THE OFFICE, MR. SHOW, American Idol, NIP/TUCK(guilty pleasure), Intervention

Books:

The Four Agreements, Harry Potter Series, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them