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Stephen Young

I'm way into vampirism.

About Me

I'm way too open.

My Interests

Acting, books, comics, writing, movies, music, improv, sketch comedy, running, yoga, sports, nature, animals, poetry, and the Texas Longhorns.

I'd like to meet:

DeMarcus Ware defeats evil.

Music:

Radiohead, Depeche Mode, The Cure, Bush, Sting, The Smiths, Morrissey, David Bowie, Paul Oakenfold (I see a pattern of Brits here)...oh wait, Interpol and Iggy Pop. There, see, America! Fuck Yeah!

Movies:

Fight Club, Trainspotting, 24 Hour Party People, Sin City, Serenity, Batman Begins, Old School, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Ed Wood, I'll watch anthything with Daniel Day-Lewis, or Russell Crowe for some reason, and anything directed by Martin Scorsese, David Lynch, Stanley Kubrick, Paul Thomas Anderson, Wes Anderson, Peter Weir, or Alfred Hitchcock. other than that, it depends on the story. I love zombie movies for many reasons.

Television:

Family Guy, ER, Robot Chicken, Battlestar Gallactica, South Park, Ali G, Conan O'Brien, The Daily Show, The Office, 24, Lost, Veronica Mars, Gilmore Girls (yes, I enjoy it)...wow that sounds like I watch a lot of TV. I actually just heard some kids at the mall who were dressed cool talk about those shows.

Books:

Bret Easton Ellis, Douglas Coupland, Charles Bukowski, Chuck Palahniuk, Irvine Welsh, Hemingway, and Kurt Vonnegut. Love the Shakespeare and classic works as well. Then I get rip roarin' drunk and read some William Blake.

Heroes:

Superman, Spider-Man, Batman, Green Latern, Captain America, Iron Man, Fantastic Four, Thor, Wonder Woman, Red Tornado, Moon Knight, Nightwing, Teen Titans, The Avengers, Wolverine, Cyclops, Storm, Nightcrawler, Colossus, Havok, X-23, Polaris, Cloak, Dagger, Zatanna, Mr. Teriffic, Hawkeye, The Hulk, Wasp, Giant Man, Daredevil, Beast, Iceman, Rogue, Gambit, Green Arrow, Aquaman, Luke Cage, Iron Fist, Shang-Chi, Blade, Robin, Angel, Marvel Girl, Captain Marvel (DC), Captain Marvel (Marvel), Hawkman, Firestorm, Falcon, Atlas, Nick Fury...wait...was this supposed to be MY heroes? Well shit...I'm not gonna start over.

My Blog

Time to dis a white guy...Brad Pitt

Okay, so he's doing lots of good things with Angelina.  But, who wouldn't?  If I were putting my penis in her, and had the money, I'd be prompted toward grand acts of kindness as well. ...
Posted by Stephen Young on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 10:15:00 PST

Will Smith: worst actor ever?

I understand why studios put this guy in their movies.  His movies make money.  But, Jesus, does his acting suck a bloated dead cock.  There weren't any other good looking bla...
Posted by Stephen Young on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 12:47:00 PST

Tyra Banks hates disabilites

So the chick, Heather, that has Asperger syndrome on the new cycle of America's Next Top Model is clearly the most unique and will take the best pictures this season.  I know, I know.  ...
Posted by Stephen Young on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 12:54:00 PST

The Hills...Have No Brains

I decided to torture myself at 10pm and watch what I heard was the highest rated show on MTV, The Hills.  Which means it's the highest rated show amongst 13-17 year old girls. It's clear the prod...
Posted by Stephen Young on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 11:53:00 PST

I just watched Ghost Rider and vomited.

My wife is out of town so it was time for me to geek out on the new comic book movie.  I knew it would suck, but what amazed me most is how little about story telling the director Mark Steven Joh...
Posted by Stephen Young on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 11:46:00 PST

My 2nd Groundlings show and Morrissey

I had my final show for my Groundlings advanced class last night.  It went really well.  I had a great time performing with people that I didn't get to share the stage with in the first show...
Posted by Stephen Young on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 01:48:00 PST

Doing a show, then getting fired

I've worked for a company for over three years now.  During that time I've received three raises in pay and been the "go to guy" for all sorts of special projects for one of the partners. In Febr...
Posted by Stephen Young on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 11:02:00 PST

I got tagged.

My old buddy Matt, who I used to wait tables and bartend with, tagged me. I have been tagged and so I am going to write a list of seven weird things about myself, and then tag 7 other people.  Th...
Posted by Stephen Young on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 11:44:00 PST

Broadcasting for TiVo

It seems like every week I try to tune in for one of my favorite shows it has vanished.  My shows have become time travelers.  They move ahead a half hour, behind an hour, and sometimes they...
Posted by Stephen Young on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 09:35:00 PST

AKC National Championship & 10 Things

I got tagged by Kim so I'll get to the Habits/Facts in a moment. I watch the AKC National Dog Championship every year.  This isn't the competition where the dogs run like buckshot through the agi...
Posted by Stephen Young on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 12:18:00 PST