Punchy O'Guts #4Eyes - ProfilesArchive

About Me

oddly enough, i hate writing this part, but love reading what others write. with that said, here is me: i don't readily divulge information about myself, but if you ask direct questions you get candid answers and probably more information than you wanted. i will tell you a few things, though. i don't touch unfinished wood. i'm afraid of contact lenses. one time i tried to get contacts and i yacked and then passed out. don't touch your eyeballs in front of me or i'll throw up again. i like to watch scary movies in the dark. i terrorize children, especially my own. i can't write the things i love or you'll think i'm a drunk whore. not that i care, i just don't want your illicit offers to fuck me. because i won't fuck you.oh. and i'm a super loyal friend, should i choose to become your friend. i'll threaten to stomp the girl who stands in front of you at a Moby concert, i'll buy you beer and drugs when your boyfriend fucks some discusting whore, i'll get your nakeds back, i won't judge when you fuck that guy who pinned your nakeds to the bulletin board at the Phoenix, i'll pick you up in Saco after you get fucked by a retarded comedian (who is known to have a needle dick, i'm not even sure how he ever knocked anyone up), i'll steal things from bars that you insist on having, i won't punch you in the face when you are a complete bitch who i hate, and so on. and then there is roller derby. how i love the derby: http://www.mainerollerderby.com/bios/punchyoguts.html

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My Interests

roller derby. read my derby blogs on mainetoday.com. Go to Whip it Good!

Music:

local. and some other stuff. take me to lunch/dinner/drinks and we'll discuss

Movies:

LOTR + High Fidelity + Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind + Napoleon Dynamite + Old School + School of Rock + Edward Scissorhands + Dream for an Insomniac + Royal Tenenbaums + Life Aquatic + Overboard + Anchorman + Amelie + Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon + Heathers + Dancer in the Dark + Almost Famous + 28 Days Later + dark crystal + super troopers + I heart huckabees + Flirting with Disaster + star wars + Goonies

Television:

...and...

Books:

LOTR + Dude Where's My Country + Black Like Me + Everything in its Path + Love Signs + Born on a Rotten Day + Mrs. Mike + Lenore + do you love me or am i just paranoid? : the serial monogamist's guide to love + Harry Potter + Clan of the Cave Bear

My Blog

A 9 year-olds letter to the President

Dear Presidant Bush,Hi, I’m Winter Skye Lisa Martin. I was wondering if you could give me a favor. I really wish you will go to a lot of countrys who are starving and they need food. I was hopei...
Posted by Punchy O'Guts #4Eyes on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 05:52:00 PST

Love & Guts on 8 Wheels

I wrote a creative non-fiction piece for a Penn State University writing contest for alumni. I could win $250... new wheels and bearings! Check it out: LOVE & GUTS ON EIGHT WHEELs Damnit. My...
Posted by Punchy O'Guts #4Eyes on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 05:06:00 PST

how to keep a man

How to keep a man: 1. make him sandwiches all the time and toast the fucking bread 2. budget six-packs into your grocery fund, give him beers 3. be genuinely horny all the time (if you're not, yo...
Posted by Punchy O'Guts #4Eyes on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 05:22:00 PST

beer and guns at nhoj's house

http://s17.photobucket.com/albums/b86/punchymartin/beer%20an d%20guns/
Posted by Punchy O'Guts #4Eyes on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 09:20:00 PST

meet joe black

i watched this movie over the weekend and it fucked me all up. really. i had to turn it off when the dad said: "Love is passion, obsession, someone you can't live without. If you don't start with that...
Posted by Punchy O'Guts #4Eyes on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 05:25:00 PST

strong women

i think there are some ladies (if i can call them that) that have shit all messed up. strength is not measured by how many guys you can tell to fuck off, how many people you refuse to listen to becaus...
Posted by Punchy O'Guts #4Eyes on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 11:08:00 PST

babies are away

and the mommies shall live as the childless. this is just the beginning: ...
Posted by Punchy O'Guts #4Eyes on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:04:00 PST

happy mothers day my ass

this day is bullshit. BULL-FUCKING-SHIT! another year... unappreciated. each year i continue the fantasty that some magical person will appear and clean my dirty-ass house and take my kid for the day ...
Posted by Punchy O'Guts #4Eyes on Mon, 15 May 2006 05:38:00 PST

raise minimum wage NOW!

go to this web site and sign the petition http://ga3.org/campaign/minwagesupporter
Posted by Punchy O'Guts #4Eyes on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 01:33:00 PST

teeeeeth...

yesterday, i took winter to the dentist. her bottom front permanent teeth grew in behind her baby teeth. so she had two sets of bottom front teeth. it was kind of creepy looking and most people freake...
Posted by Punchy O'Guts #4Eyes on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 05:33:00 PST