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nhoj

About Me

playing rock in the peepshow! painting pictures like a furious kitten on crack!pretty lace, ribbons, firecrackers, throwing rocks at people who like walking on beaches, nuclear sunsets, internment camps, instruments of torture, drinking a half gallon of buttermilk at one sitting, rock, roll, art, bourbon, cheap pornography, miltary firearms, vintage motorcycles, & kitty-cats, salt, natural disasters, atomic bombs, steak with blue cheese topping and onions, swallowing small buttons, bubble baths, 500-600cc horizontally opposed twin engines, aftermarket ignition systems, toilet paper with aloe, 1940's popular mechanics, little playful kittens, shaven privacy (it's more hygenic),a good bowl of chili, WW2 trinkets with swastikas, hoppes no.9, and goldbond powder to make my stuff feel extra special.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Rommel. But he's kinda dead now. i guess Patton wodda been cool too..... Evan Williams. Peter Paul Mauser. Sir Hiram Maxim. John Browning. Those crazy kids who came up with Zyclon-B. The idiot that didn't let Hitler into art school. Fuvvey. Ricky Task. ....and the little gnome that kicked me in the shin 97 days ago.

My Blog

Weekend Triumph!

Yesterday, even though I was a hurting unit after Matt's B-day party, I finshed the buiding of my Triumph engine! It looks so nice all back together! Once i put on the primary sidecover, it will be re...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 06:54:00 GMT

Triumphant Obsession.

My triumph engine lives 3 feet from my bed.There is a reason for this. It is to shame me into compleating the project of puting it back on the road where it belongs. It is actually working after 2 yea...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 07:05:00 GMT

....been a while.

Tiz been a Coon's age since I posted a bloggie in the cyber-space...Thought I would put pen to cyber-paper to make the day go by...Personal Updates: 1. Actually started working on my Triumph!I have no...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:54:00 GMT

Goodbye Joe Black

Joe Black. I will miss you. Although we were not the closest of friends, you always made me smile, your presence would light a room. I will miss giving you shit about your pierciengs. I will miss watc...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:04:00 GMT

war movie endorsement!

MOVIE REVIEW: LETTERS FROM IWO JIMA.as many of you know, i am turbo-gay for a good war movie. i could not wait to see 'flags of our fathers', directed by clint eastwood.... it was very good.. but clin...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 07:14:00 GMT

Are you ready for that Great Atomic Power?

Are you ready for that Great Atomic Power?this is my new favorite song! screen door does a bang-up cover of this!check out the video on my page.. This song was done by the louvin brothers originally. ...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 08:34:00 GMT

Killed by Death...(Almost).

When I was about ten, my family went up to Canada to visit my Polish/Canadian Relatives.... My Aunt and Uncle were kick-ass hosts. They also had three sons that my brother and I hung out with... While...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 12:48:00 GMT

The greatest frame-up ever perpetrated on a complete stranger.

Time:        12 Years ago.Place:        Portland Public Library.Assalant:    Mister X.Victim:   &nbs...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 11:20:00 GMT

Plagued by a Dark Specter....

Oh, scary one, why does thou accost me so?Are you haunting me due to your anger over my mis-spent youth? Or is it perhaps that i am one to mock thy presence, when upon the fire-water of the short-glas...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 08:32:00 GMT

Sweet blissful ignorance.....

Ignorance....I so dig it. I wallow in it. Heck, I even bathe in it.If I don't know it, it does not even exist. Yup, a teaspoon of ignorance is worth a pound of knowledge. Worried about bad cholesterol...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:08:00 GMT