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About Me

32 but i do have a rather gorgeous girlfriend called Becky. That's her pictured with me at a recent display of madness in my pictures. You will notice that we are stood on Ice and wearing skates. You may have also noticed that I'm sopping wet and my lass is bone dry. This has nothing to do with me being far more enthusiastic than my skills allow nor is it any great comment on my Girlfriends Poise. It's just God keeping me down. I do comedy for the most part. You may have seen me on either Take the Mic or Stand up Britain a few years back. I did take a step back from performing for a few years but now I'm back. You will see me regularly at the Camden Head Pub in Islington performing with Londons finest Pub Improv' team, The Laughing Caveliers. I was also a member of Mixt Nutz. Londons most socially diverse Improv' group, and Dangermouth. That was just sheer bloody good fun. Check out their site in my friends. I also have two cats. Rudy and Maddox decided about 6 months apart to follow me home. Maddox is a youthful 3 or 4 and Rudy is cracking on at 14 (though to judge from the trees she climbs, she believes herself to be 2). Both are sweet if a little moulty. Vespa scooters are also a passion. I own two. My first (Spike) is a 1967 vespa Sprint (150cc. Feel the power). Unfortunatly Spike had an argument with a BMW a while back and is off the road. However he's been repainted and repaired by myself. He is awaiting just one small machine before i can reasemble and sell him. My other (Reg) is a 1962 Vespa GS160 mk1. Quite rare and also off the road due to a massive amout of tinworm underneath. Nothing that cannot be sorted though it will take time. Reg is my baby. My Mother and Father moved out years ago. They prefer to stay in Hull where they work and own a home to go to. I have one Brother and one Sister both of whom have a beautiful Daughter each. Not sure what else to tell you. If you have a query, send a question.

My Interests

Comedy Improv' Vespas Writing Reading Recording my writings Performing

I'd like to meet:

Trever Bayliss (clockwork radio inventer). Nicole Kidman (I like 'em tall). Jackie Chan (I like 'em quick). Winston Churchill (I like 'em Bulldoggy).

Music:

Anything but bloody dance music.

Movies:

I love Sci fi. Hate serious films. Who pays to be depressed?

Television:

A good day is any day with Star Trek.

Books:

Wide and varied tastes.

Heroes:

Winston Churchill. Frank Whittle. Barnes Wallace. Richard Branson. Mary Seacole. Werner Von Brown. Archemides.

My Blog

To beard or not to beard.

I have a problem. Should i keep sporting a beard or should i just go smooth? The only reason i started the beard in the first place was because I trapped a nerve in my neck and couldn't move my head w...
Posted by Graeme on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:57:00 PST

The problems witth ignoring Gut Feeling and displaying jingoism.

First I must admit that I am not much of a football fan. I have only ever seen one match live and that was with my Dad as we watched Hull v Portsmouth at home in Hull (smashing match). I do ...
Posted by Graeme on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 02:44:00 PST

The constant battle against fatheads.

What is it about a bit of Sun that makes the population of London to behave like tits? It of course dosen't help that the underground system of London tends to break down when the tempreture rises (or...
Posted by Graeme on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 02:54:00 PST

The constant battle against fatigue.

I write this with eyelids propped open by Caffeine, my arms supported by willpower whilst my brain languishes in bed. This is due to Mixt Nutz. Another show last night, another opportuinity to perform...
Posted by Graeme on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 02:26:00 PST

Sketches for your perusial.

For your pleasure I have uploaded 4 audio sketches by myself. I would be interested in your comments and views. Ta very muchly.
Posted by Graeme on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 10:07:00 PST

A little bit chuffed.

Another preview show of Mixt Nutz (check them out on My Friends) went rather well last night. A small error in the order in which some parts was done but the only people to notice were the players our...
Posted by Graeme on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 10:24:00 PST

Boil on my eyebrow.

A boil on my eyebrow? Why? What's wrong with it being on my arse? It wouldn't be seen on my arse. I've had people sit leaning away from me because they are worried it will 'go off'. I feel like a dirt...
Posted by Graeme on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 05:52:00 PST

Trapped Nerve.

I've had a trapped nerve in my neck for the better part of a month now. The first few day's were real pain (I've had and done very painfull things to myself over the years but this won). I convinced t...
Posted by Graeme on Mon, 29 May 2006 01:27:00 PST

Knackered but groovy.

Hello all. A fun day today though I must admit to being knackered. Gigged as a Cavelier last night and couldn't sleep untill gone 3 this morning. By 8:30 I was wide awake. Arrived for a workshop ...
Posted by Graeme on Sat, 27 May 2006 10:43:00 PST

Me. Myself and I.

I suppose that this is the section where I tell you of myself. Well, I'm male. 31 and ginger. I live with two cats who do nothing to support themselves. I'm a Comic and Improv' actor. Not sure what to...
Posted by Graeme on Wed, 24 May 2006 07:59:00 PST