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Neighbourhood Chat

About Me



We like taking the piss out of things. We also film crazy shit which doesnt make any sense. One day we hope to make something which is so surreal and weird and disturbing and "random" that anybody watching it will go completely insane and explode. We all have dreams.... We are currently working on a feature length film called "The 3 Kings" (not to be mistaken with the similarly titled "Three Kings" starring George Clooney) which we are going to send to Steven Spielberg and then he’s going to give us loads of money. It’s gonna be screened at a few places around Devon and entered into some film festivals. We are thought of as some of the weirdest people in the world, but in our eyes we are normal and everyone else is weird. Please feel free to watch our videos and tell us what you think of them.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Somebody with a neck for a head, somebody who can shoot fire out of their eyes, a porridge monster, a bag-pipes bastard, metal wasps, beard bitches, crunchy punchy alligators, a pomegranate pimp, a talking german typewriter with a huge moustache, hamsters on pogo-sticks, guilty giraffes, someone with a banana headache...

My Blog

The cockney carrot has escaped from Alcatraz!!!

To put your mind at ease make sure you order one of our high-tech "bum units" - a small metallic device which sits snuggly inside your childs rectum.  It effectively acts as a kind of intruder al...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 13:22:00 GMT