Darn Drythroat: Loose On Planet Earth!

About Me

************************************************************ ** _Hello from Darn Drythroat (), InZaneShellaJane (ERI News - Your Best Source In Alternative Reality News), ED SmackInaHead (somewhat tetched) & Harry Nads (AKA Bonerbrain)
_Here at Ben and Dick's "Dover & Rummp LLC" we've been giving people (mostly humps) the business since 1493 (our great, great, great, great, great, great ,great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandparents were left behind by Columbus, AKA the 1st American rejects). Yup, right here in Beautiful Lower Uptown, North of Downtown, Southwest Hollywood East. Since then we've helped dozens and trillions of folks (real & imaginary... OK, mostly imaginary... Uhhh, do cartoon people count?) with all of their Statification and money to burn problems.
_If you're in need of Statification Satisfaction then "Ben Dover & Dick Rumpp" for best results. We'll set-up a Statification Plan/Program for a maximun exploitation of your vices. You'll know who's been in your wallet when we're done with you!
_Oh, and HEY! This is MY Turf! I'm the one that gets to Post Hooky people attracting messages that are really SPAM! You try it and I'll call MY PIMP! She'll kick your cute little tush all the way back to YaHoo!!!!
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My Interests

Corporations Destroyed Main Street America and many Small Business Owners in the name of Capitalist Greed. Don't let them steal the internet from us next!

What's Wrong With
Peace, Love and
Understanding?

_Elvis Costello

The Times They
Are A Changing.

_Bob Dylan

Empath Records Inc

**A Revolutionary
**21st Century
**Record Company

Being the best Statifier Agents we can, smokin' in the Boys Room, shellin' Marks, getting boners!

I'd like to meet:

All RICH S.O.B.s in need of Statification and prime for exploitation. A person that can bite their own forehead. A person who's forehead opens like a garage door and a projector sticks out and shows movies from another dimension. Identical Twins born at different times by different mothers.

Music:

Any music that blends with our Statification Plan and gives us a boner.

Movies:

All movies with high Statification levels and that give us a boner.

Television:

Television is by nature low in Statification planning, but we're always ready to dig in and bring up your Statification levels to what we're sure will be to your satisfaction. (and give you a boner)

Books:

Statification updates (and books that give us a boner).

Heroes:

The world's 1st and greatest Statifier Agent (and dude with the longest lasting, banana shaped boner): Stark Raven

Best Hero Quote:

Dividing the People into Left and Right Wings Politically is a Spin Doctor Plan to Control. A Divided Working Class will never see their full potential, nor can they focus together on the issues that affect them. Behind closed doors Politicians and Corporate Administrators are niether Liberal or Conservative. They are Wealthy, Power Addicted People who are either part of or working for the worlds Elite Ruling Families. (who want to steal your boners!)

_Sam Walton
(before the Wal-Mart)
(Beast that exists now)

My Blog

You know that your Shrink is crazier than you are when...

She tries to stab you in the ear with a screw driver... He gets a full body tattoo of you..... She stops the session and measures your inseam every couple of minutes... He switches clot...
Posted by Darn Drythroat: Loose On Planet Earth! on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 09:18:00 PST

Caution! This medication may cause...

Caution! This medication may cause...decay and loss of major appendages...bleeding from the eyes and/or nipples....erection in organs other than penis.... thoughts of having sex with your spouse... th...
Posted by Darn Drythroat: Loose On Planet Earth! on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 11:04:00 PST

Bumper Stickers You Put On Other People's Cars!

From the desk of: InZaneShellaJane, Do you have somebody you want to mess with? Try putting one of these bumper stickers on their vehicle!> Honk if my cheeks have swollen up completely covering m...
Posted by Darn Drythroat: Loose On Planet Earth! on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 10:28:00 PST

Darn Drythroat gets 1st FAN MAIL!

To that loser pile Darn Drythroat, Darn Drythroat! That guy totally SUCKS! He's about as funny as George W. Bush! I laughed more when my toilet over-flowed! The only way he could ever make people laug...
Posted by Darn Drythroat: Loose On Planet Earth! on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 10:30:00 PST

Shrunken Easter Bunny Head Necklaces! In Stock Now!

Dover & Rumpp LLC News Flash: As you know, our own Reverend Tongue Dat Spoon has been leading an expedition into the deepest known lairs of the Rabid Rabbit Rectilius Rabbicus, AKA The Easter...
Posted by Darn Drythroat: Loose On Planet Earth! on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 08:31:00 PST

Harry Nads Nabs Narcissistic Nemesis Newt Nugget's National Network Knock-Off Scam!

From the desk of: Harry Nads Junior Assistant Deputy Statifier Agent 2nd Class Never has a nastier knock-off network been navigated nationally by such known notables. Now by necessity numerous negativ...
Posted by Darn Drythroat: Loose On Planet Earth! on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 04:07:00 PST

Ben Dover & Dick Rumpp die tragically during shock therapy

..> I am sorry to announce the sudden demise of my close friends and alternate personalities, Ben Dover & Dick Rumpp of Dover & Rumpp LLC. Their personalities were unexpectedly erased duri...
Posted by Darn Drythroat: Loose On Planet Earth! on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 10:39:00 PST

President Bush to declare 2007 as Tooth Fairy Open Hunting Season!

From the desk of: Juci O Kitty Office Skank Manager As so many of you are aware, the so called "Tooth Fairy" is actually an entire species of rodent-like, soul-less mini-humans. While they...
Posted by Darn Drythroat: Loose On Planet Earth! on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 04:12:00 PST

Wal-Mart, Republicans, Satan, Garth & Trisha! From ERI News:

ERI News Special: Garth & Trisha - Wal-Mart Whores & Sell-Outs! From the desk of: Harry Nads Junior Assistant Deputy Statifier Agent 2nd Class Now that a hillbilly store runs the sa...
Posted by Darn Drythroat: Loose On Planet Earth! on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 05:08:00 PST

Comedian Darn Drythroat Pops Enormous Boner!

Testamonial by: Darn Drythroat - Unhinged Comic Why didn't I listen? A statification monitoring account costs like 3% of your yearly gross. I lost 10 times that for 7 years! What a ball-scra...
Posted by Darn Drythroat: Loose On Planet Earth! on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 09:52:00 PST