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Hi! I'm Jake!

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About Me

Hi! I'm Jake!

I'm a stand-up comedian out of Denver. I've been doing this a few years now and I've made the finals in USA's Show Us Your Character contest, appeared on Elimidate, took 1st in the Starz/ Jumpcut Stand-up Contest, and made it into the 2005 and 2006 Boston Comedy Festival. Plus, right now I'm naked!

Click here to see my sweet website!

Click here to get one of my sweet ringtones!

Check out my new Jesus of Denver podcast on KBPI!

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My Interests

Stand-up Comedy
Writing
Barrel Club
Picketing
Kite on the highway
Painting
Chicks
Defending the American Way of Life
Cheese
Whiz

I'd like to meet:

Mitch Hedberg (guess I'll have to wait)
The guy who vandalized my car
Henry Rollins, so he can beat up the guy that vandalized my car

Music:

Pearl Jam, The Pixies, Nirvana, L7, Led Zep, 2Pac, A Tribe Called Quest, Aphex Twin, Autechre, Bad Religion, Beck, Bjork,BLACK FLAG, Bush, Cake, Canibus, Crystal Method, Death in Vegas, Dada, Doors, FELA KUTI, Gus Gus, Herbie Hancock, Ice Cube, JAke Sharon, John Coltrane, Juliana Hatfield, KMFDM, Massive Attack, //minor Threat MISFITS, NWA, Natacha Atlas, nerfherder, OPM, The Orb, Pennywise, Pizzicato Five, PRIMUS, Public Enemy, Pulley, Radiohead, Ramones, Steve and Eydie, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rollins Band, Run DMC, Screeching Weasel, Sex Pistols, Sick of it all, Smashing pumpkins, space, SUBLIME, the Supremes, U2, Van Halen, Weezer, WESLEY WILLIS, White ZOmbie, the WHO, and much much more! Yay!

Movies:

Fun with a Stereo
Jake playing with his stereo at the 2007 Gong Show
Fun with a Stereo

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Jun 26, 2007
Video Announcing the winning Denver comedian of "Survival of the Wittiest-2007"

Jun 26, 2007
Video announcing the promotion of five Denver comedians to the Wits End Comedy Club Approved Openers List



THE GENERALS AT THE BATTLE ROYALE 1.22.08

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THE GENERALS BATTLE ROYALE WINNING CHAMPIONSHIP SET!

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Television:

Yes I have one.

Books:

Lolita

Heroes:

Super

My Blog

Denver/ free stuff for you/ Comedy Works Finals.

Dear Diary:Hi! I'm Jake!I just made it into the final round in Comedy Works' annual competition. This year's competition is ridiculously awesome! So many good competitors.Anyway, on Tuesday, Septem...
Posted by Hi! I'm Jake! on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 10:57:00 PST

Comedy Variety Contest Needs Competitors! Win $250!

Hi! I'm Jake!BIG NEWS!!! The Big Bleu Cow 5 Comedy Variety Contest kicks off October 4th! Stand-up, Improv, Sketch, Juggling, Music, Whatever. The winning act gets $250! Click here to enter/ to see ...
Posted by Hi! I'm Jake! on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 01:04:00 PST

WANTED: Motorhead t-shirt

Dear Diary:Hi! I'm Jake!Dude: I totally need a Motorhead t-shirt, Large or XL. Willing to make a sweet trade. Click on the link to the ad (below) for more details. Or, If you know anyone who would b...
Posted by Hi! I'm Jake! on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 05:55:00 PST

Dickinson

Dear Diary:I just did a show in Dickinson, North Dakota last night. I performed at the Days Inn Grand Dakota Lodge and Convention Center. Basically, it is just a big hotel that has a couple extra me...
Posted by Hi! I'm Jake! on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 07:07:00 PST

Poop HAiku

Dear Diary:Hi! I'm Jake! Here's a haiku about poop:Many Colorsby Jake SharonBrown Green Red Yellow Poopy is like a rainbowSmell my pot of goldI hope you enjoyed that.Bye! I'm Jake!...
Posted by Hi! I'm Jake! on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 02:37:00 PST

Finally coming back to St. Cloud, Minnesota

Dear Diary:A couple years ago, I did one of my favorite shows ever at Rum Runners in St. Cloud Minnesota. I told silly poop jokes, I made fun of a loud drunk chick, I hung out with some cool people a...
Posted by Hi! I'm Jake! on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 03:16:00 PST

Sweet! Jesus of Denver has arisen!

Hi! I'm Jake!If you are in Denver tonight, check out 106.7 KBPI at 7:15 p.m.! I am making my debut as Jesus of Denver! Please call 303.713.ROCK or 303.713.ROLL to let them know you heard me!Thanks!By...
Posted by Hi! I'm Jake! on Fri, 02 May 2008 05:42:00 PST

Blood, Guts, Destruction, Gnomes!

HOLY CRAP! One of my Improv Troupes, The Generals, is in a position to win the Battle Royale series! The Battle Royale pits 2 long-form improv troupes against each other. The victor gets to live. The ...
Posted by Hi! I'm Jake! on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:31:00 PST

Walk the Line

Dear Diary:As you know, every day I do a movie review- in my head. Here's my latest review.WALK THE LINEby Jake SharonI just saw Walk the Line. It was pretty good but I don't think Phoenix should hav...
Posted by Hi! I'm Jake! on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:40:00 PST

New Monthly Video Time Again!

Dear Diary:It has been awhile since I wrote you. That's cause you pissed me off that time you read yourself without my permission.In any case, I finally updated my monthly video. If you want to see...
Posted by Hi! I'm Jake! on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:40:00 PST