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Marla Schultz

Evolving & Revolving... It Rhymes...

About Me

Marla On Dirt On The FX

Marla on Denver's KBPI 106.7, The Uncle Nasty Show

Going for it. The funny that is. Stop by and judge for yourself.

My Interests

Comedy Comedy Comedy! Music Music Comedy! Movies, Comedy, Music! Dermot Mulroney. I love him. If someone said "physcially, who would be your prototype?" It would have to be Dermot Mulroney. Yep.I sat next to him at my favorite restaurant in NYC, Balthazar. My friend Tracie was there and I was a spastic freak who started blushing when I thought he was looking and asked for him when the waiter came over and asked what I wanted. I wanted him. Oy. Did I want him. How crazy is it to get 'giddy' over someone you don't know? More later.

I'd like to meet:

People who like to laugh and watch Stand Up Comedy..

Music:

R&B, Rock & Roll, Soul, Some Metal (ok I'm a bit conservative.. can we say "Metal Light?" Jazz, Tony Bennett love Tony, Disco (hey I grew up on LI), Howard Jones, Grace Jones and Tom Jones! Love him! He was my first crush! I've seen him 4 times and I would seriously do him. Gross I know but I love him. When is the last time you saw a white dude move like that? Justin Timberlake ok! He can move.. Bring Back Sexy!

Movies:

Wow, I can go on forever. Casablanca, GWTW, The Wizard of Oz, Doris Day & Rock Hudson movies, Any and all camp especially Peyton Place, Valley of The Dolls... "You don't know who I am???!! I'm Neely O'Hara!" Boobies, Boobies everywhere!" The Way We Were, Funny Girl & Lady, The Sting, Around The World In 80 Days, Chitty, Chitty Bang Bang, The Fountainhead, Cleopatra, Spartacus, The Bad Seed, The Apartment, All Matt Helm Movies, The Manchurian Candidate, Million Dollar Baby, Fish Called Wanda, The History of the World, love "In Therapy", This is My Life, Raising Arizona, The Constant Gardener, Atonement, La Vie En Rose was brilliant,Woody Allen movies.. I met him.. 4 times, auditioned for him.. Everyone said "he remembers you.. he'll bring you back..." Then he got the hots for Scarlett Johansen.. Watch out Soon Yi! Ok.. I like the movies.. oh.. LOVED "Hustle and Flow" (met Terrence Howard @ the 4 Seasons and told him I loved his integrity and he just hugged me to the astonishment of my friend Liz!),anything Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is in. Yep, he's hot. Jim Carrey Movies, Vince Vaughn movies.. he makes me laugh!I switched to Showtime because "Weeds" and "Dexter" are my new TV picks. Loved "Rome," 30 Rock, it goes on and on.Switched back to HBO. Missed it.

Television:

Huge fan of In Treatment, "Grey's Anatomy" (not so much this season), "Mad Men," "Dexter," "Curb," "Dirt" (I'll be on this season!) and "30 Rock" "In Therapy." I'm addicted. Don't call me when the shows are on. I won't pick up. Seriously addicted. Is there a 12 Step program for this? If you get upset with me b/c I won't pick up, then I'm going to break up with you! If i have to be out on a Thursday nite, then I'll come home and watch it on my laptop since I don't have TIVO. Love "Rescue Me," reruns of "Sex in The City", "The Daily Show," "The Chelsea Lately," "Six Degrees", "Weeds,""Oprah," The Discovery Network, The History Channel (love the dramatizations), FX, HBO. This past Sunday I was GLUED to my TV watching Discovery Health Network watching a special on a baby that was born with 2 heads (a parasitic twin) in Egypt and another baby born with an additional leg. After that it was onto 'Dr 90210 where I watched a stripper get bigger eggplants and a jappy guy get his nose fixed for the 4th time. His wife is pathetic, freaking out about about him going to South America checking out the Latin Women and trying to discover why they are all so gorgeous. She needs to eat. Ok.. new favorite..30 Rock. Hilarious! Tina Fey is brilliant! Alex Baldwin is still hot even though he's phat. Lewis Black's HBO special from D.C. was hysterical!

Books:

Read "Eat Pray Love" by Elizabeth Gilbert. Fantastic. The Tao of Pooh, Fountainhead, Rumi, The Big Book, Pat Conroy, Edna St Millay, Graham Greene, LOVE Carl Hiaasen! Jim Harrison, James Ellroy, I still think James Frey is a great writer.. like who hasn't ever embellished a story? Spiritual Books, Melodie Beattie, The list goes on..

Heroes:

My Grandmothers, Barbara, All women who have paved the way in comedy before me,Gilda Radner, Lucille Ball, Carol Burnett,Rumi, I'll ponder on this for a bit.

My Blog

New York: I’m so glad to be back!/ Gotham Comedy Club

New York! I love you!This Friday and Saturday I perform at the world famous Gotham Comedy Club! Come check me out as I do 5 shows, opening for the very funny Dom Irrera!Click here to buy tickets, or...
Posted by Marla Schultz on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 09:51:00 PST

A little video journal I recorded on my phone...

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Posted by Marla Schultz on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 11:02:00 PST

Chicago: Marla Schultz at Zanies Sept. 2-7!

Hey Chicago friends:I am coming back to Zanies the first week of September. I'm working with the very funny Darryl Lenox and we're going to have a blast! So come check us out. The info is below.Than...
Posted by Marla Schultz on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 07:43:00 PST

Opening for Gilbert Gottfried, May 22, at Carolines on Broadway!

Hosted By: Marla SchultzWhen: Thursday May 22, 2008 at 8:00 PMWhere: Carolines on Broadway1626 BroadwayNew York, New York|33 10019United StatesDescription:Marla Schultz Click Here To View EventHey New...
Posted by Marla Schultz on Wed, 21 May 2008 05:59:00 PST

Check out this event: Marla Schultz LIVE AT COMEDY WORKS!

Hi there. This goes out to all my Denver people:After touring all over the place, co- hosting Oxygen's Girls Behaving Badly, and appearing on Last Comic standing I am finally coming back to Denver! S...
Posted by Marla Schultz on Thu, 08 May 2008 08:50:00 PST

Behind the Scenes Video Exclusive

So, this is what happens when you put a bunch of comedians in one room - see what happens behind the scenes at The Punchline, Atlanta's premier comedy venue.Check out Dovetail.tv for more of my vide...
Posted by Marla Schultz on Mon, 21 May 2007 10:12:00 PST

Chelsea Handler featuring Marla Schultz! This weekend!

Come see Chelsea Handler and her feature Marla Schultzlive in Portland & Seattle this weekend!Friday Jan 26th The Aladdin Theater, PortlandTickets 503 233-1994Saturday January 27th The Moore Theatre, ...
Posted by Marla Schultz on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 03:29:00 PST

Ever wonder what it takes to make it as a Stand Up Comedian?

What is life like on the road touring with a headliner?What kind of bullshit do comics go through from club owners and other comics?Join Marla on her 4 month nationwide tour as Chelsea Handler's openi...
Posted by Marla Schultz on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:12:00 PST