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JDFelip

I WISH I Had A Sugar Momma....Applications Now Being Accepted...Only The Rich and Fine Need Apply...

About Me

Wuz up My Shizzle For Nizzles? Allow Me The Honor of showing up at your place and drink the sucka down...My Name is JDFelip, I Do Comedy, and Comedy does me ( After I Pass Out)..I'm Willing, an Able, to drink most of you ALL under the table so long as we both have a similar body mass...I LOVE Denver..and according to my last physical..my Liver does too..I'm just a lil' ole Comedian from the Reservation, makin a name for Himself, getting drunk, and meeting new cool people who aren't afraid of a little Hangover in the morning..I enjoy Comedy... If I Could...I'd Probably Try to Bone it..I Grew up on the Rez with some feathers and moccasins to keep Me company..but now I have three places in Denver I Tend to patronize so they don't go out of business 1) Comedy Works Denver...I LOVE this Place and I Hope They Love Me 2) Coyote Ugly, Denver...I Love Passing out on the Shitter there..Girls YOU RULE!! 3) McDonalds..without whom, I'd Probably starve..So, in Conclusion, Until Comedy Pays Better and Gets Me Drunk..I 've Been Reduced to Prostituting Myself to Prostitutes..I Like Beer, Meeting Comedians to further my career, and Attributing to the Delinquency of My Nation... Live Well All and Drive Erattically ...JDFelip...Denver..(Oh and by the way...If You Friend Request Me Holding Some Sort Of Booze/Liquor in your hand...You Bet Your Drunk Ass I'm All Over That Approve Button!! Read Your Entire Page, Pics and All, and Leave a Personalized Comment from what I Learned About YOU from reading it, and if You Have a Top Friend Holding a Cold One...I'm Pressing the ADD button Like It Would Get Me Faded)... width="425" height="350" ..mspmb src="http://myspace.electricartists.com/southPark/Assets/sou thPark_characterBuilder_reCreator_1.swf?hea=2&hai=5& bod=1&han=1&mou=10&eye=11&stu=NaN,10,&le g=6&bgs=3" quality="hig

My Interests

Gettin Faded, Makin' People Laugh Their Asses Off, and then Gettin' More Faded!! & of course Coyote Ugly, Denver!!! if you haven't indulged..do so, believe me, your liver (an Spirit) will thank you for it.. 303-534-8459 tell em D sent you!! And The Comedy Works (303-595-3637) Two Drink Minimum that Always Turns Out To Being Broke As Fuc* Maximum!! But, Hey, The Hershey Spills That Come From Laughin' So Hard Is Worth It.. Jamie Kennedy Life Guard
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I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can Drink & Laugh 'til the Sun comes up and still make it to work and play it off ( cause the Only Alternative Would've Been Callin' In to Work..again)..... and any one willing to Put trust in Me to Pay You Back....in Installments...And Any One Who Understands My Comedic Genious...
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Music:

Anything that'll keep the drunkest individual conscious while drivin on the wrong side of the road tryin to get to the Nearest Taco Bell!!! Why??? 'Cause we hungry!!!
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Movies:

Dumb & Dumber, The Cable Guy, Hands Down..if you don't Believe Me, You Better ax sumbody!!

Television:

When you feel that the Bar is set too low, take it upon yourself, and yank that fucker off and raise it to where YOU want it to be....JDFelip...Denver..

Books:

Do Comics count??? +Anything Tony Hillerman!!! And What!!!.. .. ..

Heroes:

Coyote Ugly....there are many like it, but this one is mine...Denver....and when you visit..TIP!!!!! YOU CHEAP BASTARD!!!!! Andy Kaufman, Joe Rogan, Richard Pryor, Sarah Silverman, Ray Ramano, Jim Carrey, Tessa 'T-Rock', David Alan Grier, Louis CK, Missy " Holyfield" McTank, Dave Chappelle, Marc Yaffee, Dane Cook, Paramedics, Police, Doctors & Firefighters' EveryWhere, Bill Cosby, Dave Attell, Jay Leno, Mel aka "Thor", Koshares, Kathy Griffin, Roseanne,Danielle "Pretty Eyes", Lisa Lampanelli, "Ghetto", Sam Kinison, Denver Broncos+ Their Cheerleaders, John Elway, Annie aka "Cyclone", And Many More Too Long For MySpace....JDFelip....Denverhttp://vids.myspace.com/index.cf m?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=823097855

My Blog

Gabriel Iglesias

Coming back to Denver!! Nov. 1-4, 2007...The New Denver Improv..303-307-1777 for $27 Bucks....
Posted by JDFelip on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 01:47:00 PST

Dane Cook...

Coming to Denver , Wells Fargo Theatre...Dec 8th....
Posted by JDFelip on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 10:36:00 PST

Testing 1-2

Just Wanted to Wish Who Ever Reads This A Down Ass Day....Cause If You Gotta Go To Work In A Few Hours....Dammit...If Not...Oh You Best Believe We're Going To Detox Later On Tonight...LOL....I Know It...
Posted by JDFelip on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 02:23:00 PST

JustaMazing...

If You Read This..Peep Him Out at Nowlive.com....Pleeeeze...He's Funny And Trying...So Peep Him Out......JustaMazing......NowLive.Com...Thanks...
Posted by JDFelip on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 10:42:00 PST

Andrew Dice Clay

Nov 9-10 at Comedy Works...15th and Larimer...Denver... 303-595-3637
Posted by JDFelip on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 09:47:00 PST

Roll Em...

Andrew Dice Clay In Denver?...Shut Up!!!..Is It Andrew?...I Know It's Dice...Comedy Works...Blow On Em Roll Em And Hope For An Andrew....Welcome to Denver....
Posted by JDFelip on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 09:31:00 PST

Sup Ruca...

Hi TT....GO TO SLEEP....
Posted by JDFelip on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 01:31:00 PST

Party Like An Injun..

Or Party Like A Native American or Anything remotely related to this Topic...I Came Up With it At This Hour...I Wanna See You Keeps Stealing My Material And Getting Paid For it....So Keep Your Eyes Pe...
Posted by JDFelip on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 02:09:00 PST

The Potential Make-up Sex Song...

Posting a Blog For Evidence Just In Case No One Came Up With The Idea...i just Got to Prove i Did...FIRST....
Posted by JDFelip on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 01:44:00 PST

Should I...

Stop Speakin In My Native Tounge...Cause It's been A Grip....and to Tell the Truth..It Feels Purty Darn Good..Especially Wishing My Younger Brother A Down Ass Birfday And Posting Vids Of His All Time ...
Posted by JDFelip on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 08:57:00 PST