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Jen Jen

Hey asshole, suck a bag of dicks!

About Me

Ahhh...let's see, a little about Jen Jen....Okay well, first let me say that I hate stupid people. I also hate people with "white guilt." You know who you are.I hate overly-gay people. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against gay people per se, just the ones that find in necessary to show the world how queer they are. WTF is that about? You don't see me with a bumper sticker saying "Straight Pride." Jesus Christ people, we get it! You're a homo.I digress.I dislike illegal Mexicans... Welcome to America, now SPEAK ENGLISH!!!I really dislike people who don't know how to be good parents. Maybe your kid isn't bad, maybe you're a bad parent you ignorant fuck!!!I HATE people who lie.Oh, and I hate people who hate Borat. (Sexy Time)What I love ? (in NO particular order): Intelligent people, beer, not being hung over after 10 vodka tonics, crab legs, good music, supporting local bands, my family, my friends,cooking - I fucking LOVE to cook, Slurpees, tattoos,chick flicks, people who can make me laugh, animals, faeries,free thinkers, a good debate, the fact that I'll tell you exactly what I think, Cedar Point,people who DON'T leave messages on here trying to sell their shit,people on MySpace who have something worth reading in their blogs. tbc...found this candy layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com :: MyHotComments

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Angelina Jolie, Betty White, Ami James, Kat von D, The Keebler Elves, Cinder Road, Katt Williams, Louie C.K., Profoundly Interesting People, The man who put the bop in the bop-sha-bop-sha-bop, Bob Barker, Your mom

Music:

All music. Oh, except for country and Evanescence.

Movies:

BORAT Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, The 40 Year Old Virgin,School of Rock, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Election, Finding Nemo, Girl Interupted, Meet the Parents, Stand by Me, The Wood, Walk the Line, Crash,How to lose a Guy in 10 Days, Up in Smoke, The Goonies, National Lampoon's Vacation (and European Vacation,Friday, A Few Good Men, The Silence of the Lambs,The Hot Chick, Wayne's World, What about Bob. All the movies with Jack Black or Will Farrell.
What People Think of Your Mouth
People see you as both demanding and irresistible.
You are often the center of attention - and that's how you like it.
You are up for anything and very energetic. People sometimes propose wild ideas to you.
And who knows? Maybe you'll take them up on it. You are known to be a little freaky! What Does Your Mouth Say About You?

Television:

House- He is so wise. Still trying to get over the fact that he is British though...

Books:

I never learned to read.

Heroes:

your mom

My Blog

In Pursuit

I've heard the expression, "Life is what you make it," many times before and never really put too much stock into it.  Recently, however, I was having a conversation with my dad... and ...
Posted by Jen Jen on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 01:04:00 PST

a few of my favorite quotes

Best quotes EVER...:   Okay, here's a compilation of my all time favorite quotes.   They're from a bunch of different movies, T.V. shows, comedians, and people that I know personally. &n...
Posted by Jen Jen on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 02:18:00 PST

My friend’s view on immigration - a must read

The following blog "Oh, politics" was written by an old friend of mine, Stephanie.  I've know her since the third grade - and she's always had something to say.  This is such a fantasti...
Posted by Jen Jen on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 10:29:00 PST

The last time I checked, this was America. (done with the writers block)

Writing, to me, is such a fantastic form of expression.  Whether it be a poem or a song or a novel&or even these blogs.  Great release. I was always very passionate about writing, up until a...
Posted by Jen Jen on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 03:40:00 PST

Heaven must have needed a friend

So, exactly two years ago today, my mom died. It's been a very interesting two years. Her death, at first, seemed untimely; she was only 58 years old. I've had this internal battle ever since she firs...
Posted by Jen Jen on Thu, 31 May 2007 11:52:00 PST

Apparently I'm an alcoholic

Fuck. So then, I'm pretty sure that I'm officially an alcoholic. I have punch cards for the Liquor Store by my house. I have seven punches, and it's only been a few weeks since I got them. Yikes. Howe...
Posted by Jen Jen on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 11:43:00 PST

Thanks and stuff

K, so I'm bored and tired right now.... no better time to write a blog. You know, I've "met" some pretty cool people here. I've found a couple of people from my past. Some have found me... It's been c...
Posted by Jen Jen on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 10:04:00 PST