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Jesus of Denver

About Me

Hi there. Jesus of Denver here. I just moved here from Torrance, California. Yep. I'm just another implant from California. My original hometown was Nazareth. I had to move from there because of all the WMDs. It was just getting too toxic. I should have waited a little, though. Turns out I was living on some land rich in oil. I could have sold it and made bank! Whatev.

Anyway, I'm here to spread the word and maybe check out some chicks or whatever. If you have any questions or if you need any advice, please feel free to send me a message.

My Interests

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Also, I just turned on my new Jesus of Denver hotline. If you'd like to leave me a message, ask a question, tell a story, or yell at me, please call 303.317.2353

Praise thee,
Jesus of Denver

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My Blog

Jesus of Denver Episode 40! Memorial Day Fun!

Hello my children: Jesus of Denver here and this week's Podcast is a special tribute to Memorial Day! To hear more it, check out my Jesus of Denver podcast on iTunes. Just click on the graphic be...
Posted by on Sun, 24 May 2009 20:54:00 GMT

Riding in the 2009 MS 150, please donate.

Hello my children: On June 27-28, 2009 I will be riding my frickin-sweet bike in the 24th Annual Colorado Bike MS Ride. We are riding a tough ride from Denver to Ft. Collins and back. That's 150 m...
Posted by on Sat, 23 May 2009 13:11:00 GMT

JOD# 39 I can't believe Hugh Jackman and Dane Cook are Gay Lovers!

Hello my children: In this week's episode of the podcast, I talk about making things better by breaking them! To hear more about it, check out my Jesus of Denver podcast on iTunes. Just click on ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 23:40:00 GMT

Comedy Night at Patrick's Starring Jake Sharon!

Hosted By:Hi! I'm Jake!When:Wednesday, May 06, 2009Where:Patrick's Nightclub and Lounge1770 South Buckley RoadAuroraDescription:A kick-ass comedy competition where you choose the winner!  Starring Ja...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Apr 2009 17:03:00 GMT

Jesus of Denver Episode 38: Fun With Foreclosure Homes!

Hello my children:In this week's episode of the podcast, I talk about making things better by breaking them!To hear more about it, check out my Jesus of Denver podcast on iTunes.  Just click on the gr...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 13:28:00 GMT

The Jesus Rap: The Best Jesus of Denver Episode Ever!

Hello my children:For this week's episode of the podcast, I made a sweet rap! This may be my best podcast episode ever!To hear it, check out my Jesus of Denver podcast on iTunes. Just click on the g...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 02:06:00 GMT

Jesus of Denver Ep. 36: Caveman or Savior?

Hello my children:In this week's episode of the podcast, I talk about my brief time in the cave.  Note: I didn't like it!To hear more about it, check out my Jesus of Denver podcast on iTunes.  Just cl...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Apr 2009 08:56:00 GMT

Jesus and The Homies Present: The LAST DAY!

Hello my children:My Comedy Works posse and I are doing one last show for this kick-ass run we've had.This one is called Jesus and The Homies Present: The LAST DAY!Come see what the these 12 comedians...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Apr 2009 12:40:00 GMT

Jesus of Denver #35: The Greatest Tat Ever Inked

Hello my children:Good news! I just got inked!To hear more about it, check out my Jesus of Denver podcast on iTunes. Just click on the graphic below. Or click below to download the latest individual...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Mar 2009 09:15:00 GMT

Jesus of Denver Episode 34: Holy Me I am Lazy!

Hello my children:Holy Me! I am lazy! In fact, below is my brand new podcast, #34, entitled "Holy Me! I am Lazy!"So check out my Jesus of Denver podcast on iTunes. Just click on the graphic ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Mar 2009 13:35:00 GMT