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Matt Tinker

About Me

Hey! I'm Matt I sometimes attempt stand up comedy, s'bin fun so far with hugs, handshakes, drinks and some unprintable offers from the great british public, I also do martial arts (Dan grade in Wado Ryu Karate).

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I'd like to meet:

People who post loadsa pics of themselves in their pants to invite no end of fawning comments to feed their egos, I want to meet all of you, oh and the live web cammers. FOOTNOTE: the above is 'sarcasm' apparently that's not obvious to some of you! I'll say that again it's f***ing sarcasm anymore f***ing webcammers try to add me and I'll turn your web cam into an anal cam! Okay?

My Blog

Maladites last Christmas......

...is the name of the forthcoming production by Gainsborough Theatre company and I'm flippin' well in it!! I was asked to read for the part of Russ but got cast in the title role!!! FOOKIN' 'ELL, as t...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 04:05:00 GMT

Full name

I've finally done the sensible thing and changed my profile so it's now under my full name and not just Matt (d'oh). Seems it's pretty hard to promote yasen under just your first name, I should probab...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 05:58:00 GMT

Done some acting!!

Well for the last few months (it seems a lot longer!!) I've been involved in a play for cancer research, we debuted it last week at the Gainsborough Park public house (so it was a bit like invisible t...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 12:57:00 GMT

The Festival of Argos

Oh it's sodding well nearly here again, what a big bunch of arse! The streets will be lined with alcohol fuelled revellers (the medias term not mine, I prefer apprentice alcoholics and that's being po...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:23:00 GMT

turning 30

Turned out to be as shit as I suspected, after spending the evening sleeping in the car 'cos someone had locked the sodding middle door I've decided to adopt a showbiz age, this is not unusual I know ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 03:18:00 GMT

Grrrrrrrr!!!!

Aaaaargh! What is it with the English and the English language? I go for a job the interview's going excellent and then it get's to; 'Have you any questions?' 'Yes, as I've already mentioned I'm a com...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 13:10:00 GMT