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Debbie

SCARY SOUTHERN BELLE

About Me

Not too long ago, a man with a fake teddy bear bomb accused me of being an evil redhead. I admit that's probably true, but only on my bad days. On my good days, I'm simply a writer and a scary southern belle. Visit my "official" website for the harrowing details: www.debbiekuhn.com .

My Interests

I like cemeteries.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who wants to meet me. (Except for The Pantyhose Man.)

Music:

A little bit of everything, but I especially like "The Panderers."

Movies:

When I have the time. (And I always have time for Johnny Depp.)

Television:

Joss Whedon rocks. So does Hugh Laurie.

Books:

Of course. (Horror is my fave genre.)

Heroes:

They're all dead.

My Blog

THE WHITE DEATH

Finally, you can read my horror story (illustrated by Glenn Chadbourne) in Issue #7 of Wicked Karnival Magazine, available in print and as a pdf file:  http://www.lulu.com/content/485078I have aw...
Posted by Debbie on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 12:06:00 PST

THE TRUTH ABOUT CATS AND DOGS

The following was emailed to me by my neighbor this morning, and I just had to share. Said neighbor knows I have three extremely wicked felines and a spoiled rotten dog. PET RULES (To be posted ...
Posted by Debbie on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 06:58:00 PST

IT AIN'T EASY BEING GREEN

Green is usually a good color for me - goes with my red hair and blue-green eyes, but lately I've been feeling green on the inside.  Not good.  And not unusual, for me at least.  I ro...
Posted by Debbie on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 04:11:00 PST

FACTS, STATS & WHACKOS FOR HORRORFIND '06

August 11-13, 2006   Lets start with the whack-jobs misguided Muslim extremists. Dont understand them, never will, and why couldnt this latest terrorist plot have been discovered a week earlier ...
Posted by Debbie on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 07:58:00 PST

HORRORFIND WEEKEND '06

I can't seem to resist this con - Horrorfind Weekend in Baltimore.  I'm headed there tomorrow, returning Sunday.  This will be my third straight year attending. Lots of photos will be taken,...
Posted by Debbie on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 06:43:00 PST

ODE TO SLEEP

Gentle divinity, how have I merited? Whither, unfortunate wretch, have I strayed, Thus of thy bounty to lie disenherited - I alone whilst every other is paid? Sleeping are cattle and birds without num...
Posted by Debbie on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 09:58:00 PST

FROM THE CRADLE TO THE GRAVE

You get married. You love your spouse. You buy a nice house in a respectable neighborhood, and a nice car. You decide to have kids because you just know you'll raise them right and they'll grow up to ...
Posted by Debbie on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 09:01:00 PST

THAT CERTAIN AGE

That's what the French call it. That "certain age." Middle-age. I'm officially a member now - I turned 43 on July 2nd.     Things could be worse, I suppose.  Most people think...
Posted by Debbie on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 04:39:00 PST

THE VOICE OF THE BULLDOGS!

So I'm in my car, listening to the final strains of a golden oldie tune.The song ends and there's about eight seconds of dead silence; then:"Uh, that was.....let's see, that was, um, oh yeah - The Pla...
Posted by Debbie on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 07:00:00 PST

"LIFE IS LIKE AN OVEN - IT BURNS MY ASS!"

More wisdom from the "young" senior citizen, "Maxine:" "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large Margarita." "My idea of rebooting is kicking so...
Posted by Debbie on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 07:04:00 PST