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Scary things, funny things, exploding things, things that go WHOOSH and things that go PFFFFFTTTTTSSSSSSZZZZZ-POP! I like pretty much everything.
***Except www.pfli.org, they really chap my ass - I respect everyone's right to be morally happy in themselves, but if you DECIDE to become a pharmacist, then you must do your job!!! Who are you to DECIDE that I cannot have my pills that my doctor prescribed for me? If you do not want to handle medication that makes you feel dirty inside - DON'T BE A FUCKING PHARMACIST!!!!!! This is my issue of the decade. To find if your pharmacy is ass-sucking or rightously-rockin' go to: FILL MY PILLS NOW, BITCHES!
I just think it is the biggest load off crap that the same pharmacist that tells you that you'll burn in hell for taking b/c pills will then sell condoms to a man without batting an eye. Is that not sexism masquerading as "morality"? Is that not a very awkward sentence? But then again - it's not like the Church does all that much to further women's rights in any fashion.
***Now it is time for my "tired of hearing people argue about abortion" rant. If you are not a fan of allowing a person (woman) to do what they want with their bodies, regardless of your PERSONAL views ..ion by all means... stop reading, in fact stop looking at my page altogether ~ you're the reason millions of women have bled to death and you may be a terrorist - shooting doctors, blowing up clinics, posting names/pictures/addresses of the doctors and nurses who work at (and women who ENTER) clinics that perform abortions on your nazi websites - the "war on terror" should have started with you, you fascist controlling judgemental jackbooted pigs! Your tiny little minds think "make abortion illegal and it will stop all the killing" ..... no it will kill MILLIONS more women - abortion has existed as long as pregnancy has - women just have a bit of a safer time now than in the tansy / fall down the stairs / knitting needle eras. "But science has proved that 'life' begins at fertilization - when the egg & the sperm join together....BAM instant baby" but no that is actually a zygote then a fetus then blah blah blah... of course it is always alive - all your cells are alive - if they weren't ~ NECROSIS ~ so the mentality is "if it's alive- leave it alone or it is murder" What about tumors and cysts? They're alive - don't they have the right to grow and flourish and kill the host? How can you decide for someone else whether or not they can have cells removed from their bodies? I'm not saying these cells don't sometimes turn into nice people - but abortion is a big step from taking a newborn baby and shooting it in the fucking head. Now, if you really want to help children, adopt. Adopt or foster the children in this country (or in this world) that are not being taken care of - older children, children with diseases or disabilities, children of color. Basically, DON'T STAND THERE INACTIVE BITCHING ABOUT SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER CHANGE, DO SOMETHING PROACTIVE. Now, on with the show......
I like art.
I'd like to meet:
People who do NOT want to have sex with me (I guess you can want to have sex with me, I'm not the thought police, but just don't ever fucking tell me. EVER!). Intelligent people. People who can help me taunt the nazis and hatemongers of the world. People who don't write off a whole breed of animal because they've heard they are "bad". People who wash. People who never use the phrase "lol" or "roflmao" - but I have to say I prefer the latter because it spells a funny word in my head kinda like a cat who is trying not to throw up and meow at the same time. People who will not ask "Are you Jewish?" when they see my pentacle. People who will not ask (or assume) "Are you a devil worshipper" when they see my pentacle. People who will not ask "Are you a wicca" (like I'm a religion itself, idiots) when they see my pentacle. People who will ask - "hey, you got any beliefs you'd like to chat about?" because I cannot stand people who think a word or "religion" (god, that word looks so funny to me sometimes - like I can never spell it right) can sum them up - I'm a dianic feminist wiccan hindu buddhist, worshipper of the Great Muffin with some native american, jewish and hippie overtones, see that is like 18 words and it doesn't come close to summing me up. Hey look, I'm ranting here too!!! So, yeah - I don't care if you think I'm "hott", I just care if you have a brain and aren't afraid to use it. People with information - I LOVE information - even icky stuff - my brain just wants to learn things, not just things like "Billy West was the voice of Zim in the 11 minute pilot episode of 'Invader Zim' not shown on tv, only on the dvd set", but things like "The No Child Left Behind Act requires public secondary schools to provide military recruiters the same access to facilities as a school provides to higher education institution recruiters. Schools are also required to provide contact information for every student to the military if requested but students or parents can opt out of having their information shared." If they are even informed enough to know this is happening. INFORMATION & RESEARCH ARE IMPORTANT!!!!! (How long did it say "is" and no one corrected me??? Shame on you people, you're supposed to catch these things, and tell me so I don't look like a moron. I hate grammatical errors I don't plan!!!!!!)
This was at my wee sister's wedding. She's pretty! And you can see my Tommy, smiling even!
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Music:
Ummmmmmmmmmm Tappin Kydney, GWAR, Pantera, old Metallica, Boy Hits Car, Prong, subhumans, black flag, mary my hope, Cake, Live, Life of Agony, Holly McNarland, Infectious Grooves, Suicidal Tendancies, GWAR, Tori Amos, Ani DiFranco, sublime, Korn, Breaking Benjamin, Anouk, K's Choice, Catfood, Indigo Girls, Damien Rice, Rachael Sage, GWAR (i love gwar) there is way tooo many - I will just go by genre - LOVE - metal, hardcore, older punk, bluegrass, rockabilly, lesbian/folk/riot grrl/ANGRY CHICK ROCK, not too much death metal, a small amout of "arena rock", a very tiny oh so tiny you almost miss it amount of radio crap, and a healthy amount of gansta rap (have to balance my man-hater music with equally misogynistic music) if it isn't bubble gum pop shit - I'll probably like it.
Movies:
Horror, Sci-Fi, Ass Whuppin' Martial Arts, these are some of my favorite things. I've seen most movies and have opinion on each one. I own more dvds than anyone ever should - ranging from wacked out Roger Corman's "She Gods of Shark Reef" to current collections of John Carpenter, Shyamalan, Kubrick, Twohy (I don't care what anyone says - his movies ROCK well, the movies he directs, not writes - Critters 2 is not something to be proud of on your resume). There are so many - jackie chan's older stuff, Drunken Master (Drunken Monkey in the Tiger's Eyes), anime (Wicked City, etc), I also have many a cartoon collection on dvd - Happy Time Tree Friends, Zim, Tick, Family Guy, Futurama, Critic. Let me end with one of my all-time favorite morality movies - Strangeland.
Television:
Invader Zim, Venture Brothers, Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, Futurama, The Tick, Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, South Park, Monty Python, Comedy Central, CSI - all versions, Law & Order - all versions, LOST, Farscape, Charmed, Sliders, Inked, King of the Hill, I watch ALOTTA tv, Buffy, Gilmore Girls (guilty pleasure), Twilight Zone, Night Visions (I love Henry Rollins), Sci Fi channel crap - I love their cheesy ass movies and occasionally they make a good one like Dog Soldiers, not that the werewolves were good but the gore was top notch and I loved every actor in it - it was fun as hell!! Arrested Development, Mythbusters, Rasslin' - I was watching WWE but it angered me, so I got into TNA but then stupid FSN stopped playing it and I can't find it anywhere GRRRRRR!!!! So they brought TNA to SpikeTV and it ROCKS!!!! I missed it so fucking much... and there is no move like the CANADIAN DESTROYER (sommersault piledriver baby!). And WWE is less sucky on USA, and if they bring STONE COLD back full time, I may even start watching it again. Goddamn I missed good fucking wrestling!!!
And now for my favorite cancelled shows: The Invisible Man, Good vs Evil, Greg the Bunny, Freaky Links, and some of my aforementioned likes were cancelled but it would be redundant to repeat them.
I don't really watch reality TV!!! I like my tv fake as hell, with lots of boobies.
Books:
Horror, mystery, Sci-Fi - King, Koontz, Fritz Lieber, Frederick Brown, Ramsey Campbell, James Herbert, Robert Bloch, Harlan Ellison, Kathryn Ptacek, Edward Gorey, Marion Zimmer Bradley, Vonda N. McIntyre - the list goes on. I'm a sucker for a great short story. Oh, and I love comic books - the weirder the better - favs: Squee, JTHM, Purgatori, Evil Ernie, Faust, Eos, all the old standards: X-men, Vampirella, Batman, Spiderman, and comic strips - Pearls Before Swine, Mows, Boondocks, Bloom County
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Heroes:
Hero ain't nuthin but a sandwich
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