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Leah LaNise

Maternal instinct? I think not...

About Me

I am...
anxious, beautiful, cunning, damned, evil , fortunate, gifted, hungry, indifferent, jealous, keen, Leah , modest, naive, observant, peculiar, quiet, rad , sarcastic, tolerant, unforgetable , vague, witty, young, zoomorphic...

Be my friend. You'll regret it.

My Interests

Pirates
Aiden
Taylor
Family Life
Drinking
Food
Friends
Pokemon
Video Games
Making fun of people
Disneyland
Family
Movings
Doing stuff

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet dead celebrities &&a man with a time machine to make the aformentioned possible.
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Music:

..never discuss politics, religion , or music

Movies:

Super bad..

Television:

TV, mostly.

Books:

Francesca Lia Block
Gideon Defoe
Christopher Gutierrez

Heroes:

nana nana nana nana

nobody messes with adam weeee

My Blog

The Guide to Gold Digging

Every time I buy Vogue I spend most of the time looking at the ads. I want all that shit. I'm supposed to want all that shit. That's what the whole male bird/female bird thing is all about. Unfortunat...
Posted by Leah LaNise on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 11:09:00 PST

What is "blog?"

I went on this long-winded written diatribe the other day at work when I stumbled across someone’s notes & noticed the fatass had spelt Iraq with a k. I insisted that even a human living und...
Posted by Leah LaNise on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 11:06:00 PST

the story unfolds

...aftwards, he took her to get Slurpees & they went for a drive around the block.       She couldn't stop smiling....
Posted by Leah LaNise on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 09:37:00 PST

all of my friends have a penis

It is truly impossible for me to have girl[space]friends. Throughout the history of my life I've been able to get along with guys better than chicks. There is a simple reason: GIRLS ARE WORTHLESS LYIN...
Posted by Leah LaNise on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 01:00:00 PST