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About Me

Greetings, my friends. We are all interested in the future, because that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. Remember, my friends, future events such as these will affect YOU in the future. The past is not a window into the future. I am the only window into the future! MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Predicting the future, acting, recording albums and writing books of my predictions, going on the Tonight Show, selling caskets, hanging with the Gang at Musso's and Googie's. Dinner at Mae's. Meeting my special friends at the Gold Cup. Having a giggle with Lee.

I'd like to meet:

I've met everyone here and beyond. Who would YOU like to meet? Are you interested in YOUR future? Send me an email and I'll do a special Criswell Prediction for You. I've even brought one pair of lovers together after being separated for many lifetimes!.. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

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Movies:

Plan Nine from Outer Space, Orgy of the Dead, and anything else with my dearest friends Mae West, Tor Johnson, Bela, and Vampira. And of course -- anything created by dear, sweet Ed... width="425" height="350" ..Dear Bela!.. width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

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Heroes:

Nostradamus, Chiero, and my Friends: Mae West, Ed Wood, Liberace. Certainly not that fraud Carroll "The Gregarious Aquarius" Righter! Did you know he had BOB MITCHUM as a writer for awhile ... no wonder that blathering idiot Ronald Reagan believed every word he said.

My Blog

Some Facts About Me, the Amazing Criswell

My predictions were nationally syndicated. Additionally, I appeared on the television show "Criswell Predicts" on KLAC Channel 13 in Los Angeles, as well as being kinescoped for syndication on other t...
Posted by The Amazing Criswell on Wed, 17 May 2006 04:20:00 PST

a few willy-nilly predictions

Floating around on "the internet." I like the fact that someone put my "predictions regarding homosexuality" on a separate page ... you may laugh, Friends, but you'll see I was right on target, especi...
Posted by The Amazing Criswell on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 10:23:00 PST

Dearest Bela

With Paul Marco arriving, we all got reminiscing. Bela laughed when he recalled his funeral."No von but Eddie and yous vould help me vhen I vas seeck and needed the morphine ... now, zey all talk and ...
Posted by The Amazing Criswell on Fri, 26 May 2006 04:09:00 PST