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Mr. Witness

Don't leave home without it, or I'll break in and steal it.

About Me

That's my image on all the old school neighborhood watch signs. Some dumbass said that the name of the image on the signs is Boris the burglar. Well, it's Mr. Witness not Boris. I do remember giving that alias when I got busted in Prague for a art heist. I was the best credit card scammer in the world back in the 1980's. Then everybody learned my secrects and I became Mr. Witness and turned them all in. I testified live on TV (maybe you saw it) and got everybody busted. Now I just drift around the world doing different kinds of crimes. The world is sick and I'm a happy guy. movies layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com MyHotComments
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My Interests

Crime, Heist, Scams

I'd like to meet:

Other masterminds of crime Put the Lotion in the Basket

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Music:

who's got time to listen to music when I'm planning big time heist

Movies:

HEAT with Pacino and Deniro, MADE with Jon, Vince, Falk, and Faz, THE BRINKS JOB with Falk, KILLING ZOE, SCARFACE with Pacino, THE SCORE with Deniro, DOG DAY AFTERNOON with Pacino, CASINO with Deniro and Pesci, CARLITO'S WAY with Pacino, GOODFELLA'S with Deniro and Pesci, KING OF NEW YORK with Walken, OCEAN'S ELEVEN with The Rat Pack, BONNIE AND CLYDE, DILLINGER with Warren Oats, THE GETAWAY with McQueen, SNATCH, RIFIFI, THE ITALIAN JOB with Caine, THIEF with Caan, THE TAKING OF PELHAM 1 2 3, THE DON IS DEAD, A BETTER TOMORROW, THE KILLING, A BETTER TOMORROW PART 2, CITY ON FIRE, RESERVOIR DOGS with Mr. Pink, THE GODFATHER with Brando and Pacino, THE GODFATHER PART 2 with Pacino and Deniro, GANGS OF NEW YORK, THE FIRST GREAT TRAIN ROBBERY, DIE HARD, THE GRIFTERS, THE PINK PANTHER, POINT BREAK, GET CARTER with Caine, THE ST. VALENTINES DAY MASSACRE, THE KILLERS with Lee Marvin & Clu Gulager, THE DEPARTED, LES VALEURS, THE HEIST

Television:

IT TAKES A THIEF, COPS (I love watching dumb asses getting busted, small timers)

Books:

Oh yeah, like I'm going to fall for that one. Then you'll know all my secrects, nice try.

Heroes:

Warren Cox my lawyer