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Globochem owns 29 percent of the globe. Our company distributes 1,945 different products and produces 83 new products per minute. Some say that our company is a monster, a beast, a cold heartless smelly behemoth run by a greedy, fat, fatheaded fattypants. But we'd like to disagree becuase this company cares. We were in the people business when you were in short pants.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Worthy advertisors, Pit-Pat

Bob Odenkirk, David Cross, Tom Kenny, Jill Talley, Jay Johnston, John Ennis, Paul F. Thompkins, Karen Kilgariff, Brian Posehn, Bill Odenkirk, Dino Stamatopoulos, and Becky Thyre.

...but definitely Tom Kenny.

My Blog

An Important GloboChem announcement

First of all, I'd like to apologize to my stockholders for my chronic absenteeism and general incompetance...in fact, some have accused me of intentionally trying to drive this company into the ground...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 17:02:00 GMT

Another fine GloboChem product...

Since a few of you wags out there are still leery about the company takeover, the good folks at GloboChem decided to roll out a new product-a FABULOUS new product. GloboChem brings you- THE REUSABLE...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 23:39:00 GMT

Lieberism...don't fall into it. A public annoucement.

On behalf of Globochem and its affiliates, we would like to bring the attention of our consumers to a current plague that is sweeping the nation, and it is Lieberism. If you look up Lieberism in our n...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 10:12:00 GMT