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kristan

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About Me

I want to win the lottery so that I can just travel!!! Yeah, everyone says that but I'm happiest in unfamiliar surroundings....just exchange, take witness. No cell phones, no appointments.I'm a total geek ...I live on a steady diet of horror & kung-fu movies, diet coke, poker, Sour Patch Kids and frozen pizzas.I surround myself with the things I love..my husband, my 3 dogs, my 15 year old diabetic cat Pupzilla, my 18" talking Ash action figure and my friends.Layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Christopher Walken, Bruce Campbell, Joachim Phoenix, Jesus, El Diablo, Mr. T, and H.R. Puff-n-Stuff

Music:

Current Rotation: Johnny Cash, Afghan Whigs, John Coletrane, Generation X,The Twilight Singers, Hazil Adkins, Art Pepper, Misfits, Eddie Cochran, Queens of the Stoneage, Hank Williams, Disturbed, King Crimson

Movies:

East Meets East, Boondock Saints, Dawn of the Dead, Seven Samuri, Battlefield Baseball, Versus, Evil Dead Trilogy, Hide & Creep,Mr. Vampire, Magic Cop, Hero, To Kill a Mockingbird, Battle Royale, Wild at Heart, Omega Man, Bad Taste, Blue Velvet, Planet of the Apes (org.), Night of the Living Dead, The Cube, Exorcist 3, Black Hawk Down, LOTR....pretty much anything horror, martial arts or was epics.SPECIAL DEAD ROCKS!!! WATCH IT!! LOVE IT!!& Plane Dead

Television:

Travel channel, Free Speech TV, Buffy, Discovery Channel, Documentary Channel, Sci-Fi Guilty pleasure: Amazing Race

Heroes:

Johny Socko, Speed Racer, Mata-Hari (from Lancelot Link Secret Chimp), Jesco WHite

My Blog

6 hours and counting...

Finally over-packed and ready to leave .....I'm starting to think the 10 pound bag of Tootsie-Rolls was not such a good idea. I tell myself that the kids in Marrakech will enjoy their chocolaty-chewy...
Posted by kristan on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 12:14:00 PST

I do have a future

Stinky discovered an alternate dimension.... afterward, Stinky tried to cover up a bizarre love triangle involving them and two monkeys.'How will you be remembered in history books?' at QuizGalaxy.com...
Posted by kristan on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 12:51:00 PST

Pupzilla

This past Saturday I had to say goodbye to my cat Pupzilla. He had been with me for 16 years and over that time had converted most "cat haters" that he had met. He was a big dog trapped in a cats bo...
Posted by kristan on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 10:54:00 PST

Double Down on Hard 12.....

Vegas was....well.....Vegas!!  It's definately a place that remains consistant in it's inconsistancies.  We set out in a band of 21......everyone made it home with their pants and with out d...
Posted by kristan on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 11:11:00 PST

Z- Con

A week later I almost have the memories of 4 days in the woods with friends and strangers that have become friends sealed and catagorized. The hardest thing had been expressing the experiences to thos...
Posted by kristan on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 11:34:00 PST

Email from Rasheed

Hello dears friend How are you? I always hope and wish that, you are fine and as well. and how is going your job?and how is the weather of your town? and I am miss you so much. and I am Really Excit...
Posted by kristan on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 03:32:00 PST