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About Me

Half of our country believes that the Earth was literally created in seven days, the universe is less than 10,000 years old, and evolution is a lie. If that doesn't make you want to build a 25 foot razor wire fence around your home and stock up on ammo, what will?Fuck Creationism. Believe what you want, but at least give your god the benefit of common sense.I write. A few short plays, one medium length play, a bunch of stories and a lot of rambling. You can see the rambling on-line at:

Zombiekiller's Secret Plan

ZK's Library .

I hear it's interesting.

My Interests

Religion. Politics. Whiskey. Jamie Toon's fine ass!

I'd like to meet:

Myself, but from a parallel universe.

Music:

I like my guitar dirty and loud. I like my singers to either have voices scarred from years of alcohol and tobacco use or voices that force you to close your eyes and ignore everything else around you because of the insane beauty of what you're hearing. I like women with pianos and acoustic guitars. I like humans who scream and thrash. And I like old black men who've been done wrong. Then...there's the gangsta rap.Oh...I'd like to date Amanda Palmer. She seems like a hoot at parties.

Movies:

The Magnificent Seven, Fight Club, Clockwork Orange, Yojimbo, Pulp Fiction, Sin City and, of course, Brokeback Mountain. Hells Yeah!

Television:

Battlestar Galactica, Heroes, The Gilmore Girls, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, The Twilight Zone, Anything Whedon, Sex in the City

Books:

Fight Club, A Clockwork Orange, Anything by James Morrow, The Blind Watchmaker

Heroes:

Palahniuk. Gaiman. Burroughs. Thompson. Dawkins. Russell. Hitchens. Darwin. Harris. King. Nabukov. Jung.

My Blog

Just so this thing doesn't get emptier...

Christ...is it Thanksgiving yet? I really want some turkey. Not pressed saltwater enriched turkey either. Real, down to earth, honest to milk, turkey. Also, the purple crow landed i...
Posted by ZK on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 12:04:00 PST

Hummer commercials

I posted at http://zombiekiller.blogspot.com about how much I hate the new H3 commercials. I just gotta say though, those things really piss me off. ...
Posted by ZK on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:25:00 PST

To My Brothers

Children are naturally the extension of their parents' lives. We carry the hopes and dreams of our mothers and fathers on our backs. Their sacrifices, their mistakes, and their successes a...
Posted by ZK on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 02:47:00 PST

Damn it Mohammed. Put the car in park first.

Allah gave me some cigarettes. This was wierd since I hadn't talked to him in about a week. Who fucking knows why he does this shit. The only thing I'm certain of, is that when he do...
Posted by ZK on Thu, 11 May 2006 09:10:00 PST

Dead men stop living, but living men stop the dead.

I will not have sex with cheese. It does not matter how much Wilford Brimley controls his diabetes with the cries of baby horses; I won't do it. That is all.
Posted by ZK on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 05:35:00 PST

Check it out!!!

So...I put another crappy song on the ZombieKillersStupidGuitar profile. You can hear it in my profile. I've almost created the sound of an arena.
Posted by ZK on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 11:54:00 PST

God's Wisdom...

Wrote this for my homie who's having a time...thought we could all use the reminder. "No weapon formed against you shall prosper..." - Isaiah 54:17 "Not only should no weapon formed against you prosp...
Posted by ZK on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 09:01:00 PST

Yay!!! I'll drink less draino

I'm down to just 2 pending friend requests. That means only two people still hate me. Yay!!! I only have to drink 2 bottles of draino. Fucking Skynrd!!!!! Yeah!!!!...
Posted by ZK on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 02:11:00 PST

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE HATE ME??? I'M GOING TO DRINK DRAINO NOW!!!

I have six "pending" friend invitations. "Pending" is just another way to say that you hate me.
Posted by ZK on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 06:39:00 PST

Add me dammit

If no one adds me, I won't feel cool. I demand to feel cool.
Posted by ZK on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 02:30:00 PST