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WoW FRAU!

We can knuckle up any time, any place.

About Me

ARCH RIVAL ROLLERGIRL. Future Nova Scotia Explorer.Bout Committee Co-Chair and Volunteer Coordinator.I'm busy..always. Keeping busy with work-event planning and sales, skating/rollerderby, making an ass of myself (in public if I'm lucky). I'm extremly prone to accidents and other sorts of strange happenings (public bitings, animal attacks, freak accidents and ridiculous encounters).I like to make my friends laugh using extreme vulgarity. I like to run my mouth and tell stories all day..every day. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Anything that can hold my attention for 1 minute or more. Reading...a lot, great eye contact,beauty and symmetry, DERBY, sunbathing, bowling, cursing, oddities of any kind, paddle boating, sailing, bumper cars, kayaking, knitting, live music, slinging drinks, road trips, tequila, float trips, friends, bonfires, mouthing off, carnivals, rollercoasters, making out, red bandanas,lip gloss, wine, trampolines, skating, derby, the M'80S!, ARRG, debating, good conversations, nicknaming anyone I have a soft spot for, how people think, why you do the stupid shit you do...comedy, film, theatre, art

I'd like to meet:

ARRG AND ASSOCIATES....Tough broads on skates....boys with big lips...visonaries, weirdos and thinkers.Robert Plant....Jason Momoa....Andrew W.K.....mostly so I can try to make out with 'em.

Music:

uh.....not modern country.

Movies:

If they make me think or are gorgeous...think Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Perfume, I love them.

Books:

Yes please. The Known World, Stiff, East of Eden, Things Fall Apart, Their Eyes Were Watching God, phonebooks, Lord of the Flies, Kite Runner, Sultan's Harem, Shakelton's Way, To Kill a Mockingbird, plays of all kinds, ANYTHING by Madeline L'Engle, Fannie Flagg, the dictionary, Michael Moore or Anne Rice. James and the Giant Peach (yep-anything by Roald Dahl),Laurie Notaro (all of em), The Color Purple, history books, fantasy books, anything I can get my hands on, read quickly and toss aside. I dunno, just about anything except romance novels--and maybe radio instructions.

My Blog

Fraulein was a Featured Friend.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007 ..>   FEATURED FRIEND: The FRAULEIN Category: Sports INTRODUCTION: Every so often I am going to feature a noteworthy MySpace friend. Towards that end, I have decided ...
Posted by WoW FRAU! on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 08:59:00 PST

Can you die if your fever lasts longer than 7 days?

I can't get over the plague. I've been sick for a week and it keeps morphing into various, miserable winter ailments. Blah.........maybe it's bird flu, or West Nile, Ebola virus.....?...
Posted by WoW FRAU! on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 11:14:00 PST

Warning...

Do NOT sport a full beard if you have sensitive skin. Beard shaped rashes aren't as hot as you'd think.
Posted by WoW FRAU! on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 07:06:00 PST

NEVER thought I'd need to clarify this, however....

I'm a rollergirl-- not a neo-nazi, dumbass. "The Fraulein" is a tongue -in- cheek play on my physical attributes and my (like damn-near everyone else in St. Louis) half German heritage. I'm not ignora...
Posted by WoW FRAU! on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 08:11:00 PST