I like jackassery, curing boredom in others, lists, quizzes, not worrying about setting the alarm, having OCD house cleaning urges, kitties, dimples, being the penalty mistress for the Arch Rival Rollergirls, having PLENTY of "me" time, working with math/taxes/financial statements/etc, being affectionate, my crazy weird collection of vintage clothing, being the queen of ticklishness, old school female country vocalists, driving long distances alone late at night, blue eyes, real corsets, only smoking cigarettes when absolutely necessary (ie, when i am trashed), almost-ripe tomatoes, cutting through bullshit, Agent Provocateur lingerie, finding out what people say when i'm not around, avoiding trouble, having male friends who i have no intention of sleeping with EVER, soaking in the tub until i fall asleep, trifecta parties, springtime and the kiddie pool, things that are sparkly, hoop skirts, boys who wear boxer briefs or tighty whities, boots that make me tall enough to look down on most of the general public, curlyheaded syndrome, coca cola, cell phone terrorism, being sober while watching the drunkies around me (I am usually one of them, this is a novelty for me), raw cucumbers and carrots, sewing/quilting, the hope of maybe finding some sort of happiness in this world, and having fun in general.
I don't like cokeheads, being in pictures, being socially inept, rubber swords helmed by lesbians in musketeer hats, having the alcohol tolerance of a 12 yr old girl, being afraid that whatever comes out of my mouth will be stupid, granny panties, my mother's psycho chow dog, being tone-deaf, people who take themselves WAY too seriously, anxiety, tequila, chronic laziness, blinkerless drivers, tuna, people who say they love you and don't mean it, people who i don't know thinking it's ok to touch me, loss of short-term memory, cheaters, diet soda, being incoherent, being insecure, cleaning the litterbox, waking up early every day, having big mop hair after rain or excessive humidity, family drama, bad days, or head games.
I miss my family (sometimes), hugging people, old friends who are spread out across the country, being youthful, innocence, being a student, being able to trust people, having two jobs, being able to skate (knee injury and subsequent surgery put me out of commission for good), the South, having time to be lazy and slothful, and not having responsibilities.
I have no tattoos and will probably never have any. Don't need them, they just aren't me....
Not a fan of images or videos in my comments, use sparingly please.
