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Jamoni

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About Me

About me? Let's start at the beginning: I was born in Augsburg, Germany, the twin son of a soldier and an airline stewardess. I had a reasonably fun childhood, with much running about and trips to the emergency room. Adults seemed to think I was very bright, but my peers seemed incapable of perceiving it. I have since learned that this was because I am a "Big Geek". This is not to be taken literally, as I am only average height, and have never eaten glass or a live mammal. No, it only means that I dress unfashionably, read anything and everything that I can, and speak my mind, often irregardless of consequences. Also, I am more intelligent than most people. Somehow this hasn't made me any money, but then, I've been focusing on different things. I am very active, and try to stay fit. I'm not 18 anymore, but I think I do alright. I was a soldier for 5 years, I am EMT certified, the Mojave Desert is my favorite place on Earth, My dog's name is Buddy, and I like to have artificial pigment placed in my epidermis. I consider the whole of existence to be my personal property, and a source of amusement. I have a son, who is better than other children. He is referred to as "The Lord and Master", and it is his destiny to rule the earth. So far he seems more interested in playing with legos and flashlights, but I'm sure it's just a stage. He'll soon be on track with the world domination. As for myself, I intend to amass enough wealth to get him started on his carreer. And to buy myself neat toys and a really cool house with secret passages and a built-in machine shop. Man that is going to be cool. In the meantime, I work, go to school, hang out with people I trust, and have a pretty damn good time.

My Interests

Taking things apart to see how they work. Reading about how to put them back together. Throwing away the pieces. Zombie Squad. Metal working. Marksmanship. Hiking. Dogs. Outdoorsy. Jeep. Coffee. Canoe. South side. Books. Not so much on the music, but I like a bit of it. Tool Gathering. Being. Going forth. Etc. Compution. Being not cold. Ask me. Being Boring, like Cliff Richards.

I'd like to meet:

Smart people.

Music:

In the car right now: Hayseed Dixie. Combichrist. Operation Ivy. Pixies. Fugazi. Information Society. Love and Rockets. Mind At Large, 7ARC7, Propaghandi. Johnny Cash. Tom Waites. Dusty Springfield. Bruce Springsteen. Sick of it All. Dead Milkmen. Gunderson. Ashbourne. The Smiths, Mighty Lemon Drops, The October, Patsy Cline, Psychedelic Furs, Kraftwerk, Sinead OConnor

Movies:

Blade Runner. Ghost in the Shell. Gettysburg. Hudson Hawk (YES, HUDSON HAWK!) Anything by Kurosawa. Unforgiven. Stalingrad. Donny Darko (it was OKAY). Saving Private Ryan (shut up). Star Wars. Buckaroo Banzai. Ice Pirates. Time Bandits. Mars Attacks. Spaceballs. Naked Lunch. Mystery Men. Tetsuo the Iron Man. More later.

Television:

Television? I think I've heard of it.... Firefly; Battlestar Galactica; Simpsons; Family Guy; Peewee's Playhouse; The Young Ones; INVADER ZIIIIIMMMM!!!!!! more later.

Books:

Science and technology, especially biology, paleontology, physics, and lately math. Science Fiction either pulp or modern. Outdoors and camp craft. Military history, mostly civil war, WW1 and 2. Sociology and psychology, metalworking and other crafts, comparative religion and freethought, home repair, martial arts, pretty much anything I can read.This was said of books, and is good: "And I came to Ender's Game late, but love it greatly. I look at it like, if loving battle in space is wrong, then the terrorists have already won. They hate us because of our freedom*! *freedom to read about space battles. Obviously. " ATOMICGEEK

Heroes:

Anybody who has the courage of their convictions. Those who recognize that life is a game, but that it is important to win, and fun to try. My son, who has taught me who I want to be. My brother, my friends, sometimes myself. I guess, in some way, all of us are my heroes. Weird. I never really thought about this before.
Star Wars Horoscope for Aquarius
You can be cruel and torment people who disagree with you. Deep down, there is a peace-loving, friendly side to you. You have a knack for inflicting pain on people and use your intellect during battle.Star wars character you are most like: Darth Vader What is Your Star Wars Horoscope?

My Blog

O lordy.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/341611/
Posted by Jamoni on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:01:00 PST

I do loves me some Jesus of the Week!

http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/jesii/459/index.html
Posted by Jamoni on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 03:00:00 PST

Lord and Master

Serfs and minions, hear me now!(and believe me later)Our Great Lord, the Curly headed Master of all, just keeps getting cooler.For he is, AT THIS VERY MOMENT, coloring, and telling stories.  In t...
Posted by Jamoni on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 07:21:00 PST

Myspace firends: Welcome to my Monkeysphere!

http://www.cracked.com/article_14990_what-monkeysphere.htmlI t's just possible that Myspace is the best way to document your own Monkeysphere. Who knew?
Posted by Jamoni on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 03:39:00 PST

The Lord and Master reigns!

Thursday I, the Regent, took the Precocious Pontifex of Preschool to my place of business, wherein he did comport himself with royal dignity.  He patiently and repeatedly extolled the virtues of ...
Posted by Jamoni on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 05:56:00 PST

My boy is a nerd

So, today I called up my son, to say "Hi.""Hi, Daddy.  Guess what I am watching!""What are you watching?""It's ROBOTECH!""Robotech is a cool show.  It's one of my favorites!""Mine too. ...
Posted by Jamoni on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 07:11:00 PST

This weekend=WTF?

So, this weekend, a couple of things happened.  I went out friday, drove around, saw a drive by shooting, and went home.Saturday, I rode my bike around, stopped of at STL Bread Co on Clayton.Ther...
Posted by Jamoni on Wed, 09 May 2007 06:16:00 PST

Guns kill!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHD1uxujnFQ
Posted by Jamoni on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 07:07:00 PST

Profile of the week.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro file&friendid=19017329
Posted by Jamoni on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 09:54:00 PST

I just wanna say this:

You're dead now!  So shut up!Also my son kicks ass, and my girl is the best damn woman in the world.
Posted by Jamoni on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 12:12:00 PST