solo syncronised swimming. 18 - 30 holidays. being mistaken for brad pitt. being a body double for john holmes.having sex (its usually with myself). sneaking into anne summer parties dressed in a burka. hanging on the telephone. collecting odd socks (i've got loads of them)
the bloke i lent a tenner to four years ago, my boss (down a dark alley), mark e smith (sober) wayne/jayne county ( the things he/she could tell) a great life a great story, john lydon (just for the quotes), pete doherty (to tell him it's your life and you can do what the fuck you want) and anyone with next saturday's lottery numbers.////// buzzcocks first ever gig. .. ..
best heard "live"usually in some dingy little club holding between 100 - 400 people. you try telling me different and you'd be lieing.
as if i would, but i do admire these people.