Starletta Cracked Doll featuring The Doggess

About Me

Sorry - no new tunes - concentrating on the lifetime project-
(my) MENOIRS (sic)
Get IN guys if you wanna b featured!
The Doggess, (Starletta's soulmate) is in her 18th year
(120 in doggie years!)
Yeeeah - old but not givin in or up - just like her Mistress
The Golden Shite '73

Starletta circa 73, Benny Hill Show |
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.Quick biog...gissa click
The Doggess has a blog
The Benny Hill that Starletta knew - previous incarnate
The Bliar that Starletta proudly put the wind up
Starletta's sculpture - 'Lipsmen'
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.Thanx for dropping by - PAGE BEST VIEWED ON SAFARI
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Plse feel free to comment, but make sure it has a relevance to me, music,
this page or you love dogs or summat......... :)
I don't flag up your events
That's what YOUR page is for. Fangz palz
Starletta CRACKED DOLL'S Friend Space

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/31/2007
Band Website: blairout.org
Band Members: The old dolly & the doggess

Influences: Life
Sounds Like: Scroobius Pip on Tea.
Record Label: Gummed
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Please Sponsor a Blind Man running the Marathon

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Posted by Starletta Cracked Doll featuring The Doggess on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 01:49:00 PST

Sex in ya 60s - Daily Mail today

Who's doin it?Click here to see Starletta's Daily Mail contribution to the discussion today, third old bird down (Cherri Gilham)...
Posted by Starletta Cracked Doll featuring The Doggess on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 03:11:00 PST

See me in 'starring' role opposite Oscar winner Judi Dench

. I've uploaded a video clip of me acting my pants off (no, don't be filthy, this is myspace, so no nudity).......with the divine Judi Dench and the lovely Geoffrey Palmer in long-running, oft repeate...
Posted by Starletta Cracked Doll featuring The Doggess on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 12:56:00 PST

Wanna good cry? Listen to Starletta Tear-Jerk - lose weight2

Subject ! Body: Bored with laughing?Yeah you can lose weight laughing.........split your sides and let your fat fall out.Don't fancy that?Then have a good cry with Star...
Posted by Starletta Cracked Doll featuring The Doggess on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 12:18:00 PST

Why my Dolly was discarded

Cos I got a real live baby & he's somewhere here on myspace. No doubt very embarrassed by his mutha's antics. Live long enough to embarrass your kids.................hehehe...
Posted by Starletta Cracked Doll featuring The Doggess on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 01:17:00 PST

Starletta Cracked Doll

Here's the thing. I was going to make out I was some young thing doing my music stuff, but I don't like fibbing. The truth is, I'm an old bird, this is my childhood doll.....I left her in the loft for...
Posted by Starletta Cracked Doll featuring The Doggess on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 01:21:00 PST