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monty

fat. bald and funny montyhoffman.net

About Me



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My Interests

sports and midgets and gay women the good looking kind.

I'd like to meet:

Fun and loving people with a purpuse in life. Plus looking for people to help with comedy career

Music:

i like banging rocks together

Movies:

the producers, the godfather, the natural, buckaroo bonzai, old yeller

Television:

fox news, espn, law and order, the sopranos

Books:

learning to read

Heroes:

hercules, batman, superman, and wonder woman

My Blog

VENTURA CLUB

HELLO COMICS,Long time since I've written. I've been back in L.A. for nine months and boy has the comedy world changed. Good luck to the young comics it's your turn, my advice write jokes. Be differen...
Posted by monty on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 03:37:00 PST

freedom of speech

To all comics, watch whats happening to Micheal Richards are we all going to be targets soon. Can anyone sue us for lashing out at a heckler. Micheal was wrong he needs help, suing comics is not the a...
Posted by monty on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 03:57:00 PST

tell it like it is

  Been in NY for a year now. Love the Long Island crowds. The city hasn't open iit's arms yet to me. Thats ok I know I'm funny. Everytime I work with a city comic they can"t follow me. They don't...
Posted by monty on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 04:46:00 PST