Mineral Joke |
Why did the person obtain some wolframite?
To keep the wolfram the door.
Bet you're real glad you took the time to check that one out.
Posted by Matty Whittle on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 11:53:00 PST |
For |
I propose that the word "for" be returned to general usage in its archaic sense.Here is an example......."Do not feed day-old brine shrimp, for they have no anus."Any further examples can be submitted...
Posted by Matty Whittle on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 09:12:00 PST |
Thoughts for the day |
Thoughts for the day, in 2 parts.A) If you will say to you, you will run to you.B) Do not do to you, what you would not do to you.Any proposed additions and/or amendments to the aforementi...
Posted by Matty Whittle on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 06:57:00 PST |
Overprotective |
When my baby Myfanwy hits her teenage years and young lads start visiting in pursuit of her affections, here's what I'll do.....I'll meet them at the door, stark naked, with an erection, and a big car...
Posted by Matty Whittle on Tue, 13 May 2008 07:50:00 PST |
Our wee bairn Myfanwy Rose |
Dear All,
Our dear little girl Myfanwy is 5 days old today. She is bursting with good health and thriving. We're so grateful everything went so well. And we're even getting some slee...
Posted by Matty Whittle on Tue, 13 May 2008 07:50:00 PST |
Sussudio |
As I sat on the shopping centre toilet, I could hear Phil Collins' "Sussudio". What a fitting soundtrack this was, as the turds tumbled from my arse. It was a special moment I will ne...
Posted by Matty Whittle on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 05:12:00 PST |
GG dream |
I looked to the dog bed to see not my dog, but a little GG Allin. But it was a smaller one, a little toy-breed GG pup.
He growled at me "BLANKIE!"
So I put a blankie on him and he had a little n...
Posted by Matty Whittle on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 04:13:00 PST |
