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paul

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About Me

i was born a punk rocker and i'll die a punk rocker. except, of course, for that god awful kiddie punk that has been dribbling out of america for the past decade. if you want a slap in the head then just tell me you like greenday or good charlotte or my chemical romance or any of those blink 182 like bands. go ahead punk, make my day. i'll give a you clue kids, top twenty music is pop music, and pop music has been manufactured for a particular demographic and you're it. enjoy it by all means, just don't tell me it's fucking punk. now piss off.

My Interests

writing, reading, playing music, listening to music, politics, annoying people, arguing, laughing, taking the piss, asking a room full of people who voted for the liberal government and watching the ones that did squirm. sticking birthday candles in my butt and lighting them. eating pie. wearing nipple clamps to a formal function.

I'd like to meet:

all of you low life shit bag weasel kissing crud humping limp dick sag tit falacious gob shite mendacious lie spouting worthless butt lick minge dwelling nincompoop cronies of filthy cocksucking arsewipe scumbaggery spiv buffoon idolizing herd instinct club queueing coffee drinking babblers of chic bullshit nonsmoking pissflappery and hog wash. all the rest of you can go and get fucked by paris the idiot hilton.

Music:

turbo negro, butthole surfers, mcclusky, meat puppets, johnny cash, alex chilton, billy childish, the cramps, roky erikson, choking susan, wire, black flag, tom waits, the replacements, the gun club, pisspants, the only ones, mark lanegan, the damned, slayer, thought criminals, swell maps, the mekons, dead kennedys, killdozer, the higsons, billy childish, alice cooper, the vandals, monster magnet, meat puppets, minute men, suicidal tendencies, hoss, the ruts, lou reed, velvet undergound, queens of the stoneage, kyuus, the stooges, tad, scratch acid, gang of four, alex chilton, big star, sex pistols, captain beefheart and his magic band, the bakelite age, the meanies, i spit on your gravy, GUT, god, the powder monkeys, millions more and of course the seminal rats.

Movies:

any thing by john carpenter, 1900, street trash, mr. deeds goes to washington, dawn of the dead (romero), desperate living, rat fink a boo boo, bucket of blood, faster pussy cat kill kill, taxi driver, thank you for smoking, indianna jones, if, o lucky man, m, themroc, v for vendetta, and every film made by all of the people that made the above films.

Television:

a stifling curse. but if you insist. family guy, american dad, sopranos, six feet under, deadwood, get smart, petticoat junction, the tick, matlock police, oz, harry the nuetered poodle, real life xrays of flatulence, bazooka joe vs my little pony.

Books:

changes from week to week. bukowski, quite ugly one morning, subtopia, ask the dust, brotherhood of the grape, suptegenarian stew, the sacred art of stealing, all of stienbeck, jg ballard and anthony burgess. underground, confederacy of dunces, foucaults pendulum, the count of monte christo, candide. ellis, maccallum, kingston, the fuck up, a connecticut yankee in king arthurs court, .

Heroes:

yeah, right.

My Blog

new song

here's a new song i wrote for my new band   ain't love grand its a kick in the head makes you feel so alive makes you wish you were dead it makes you wanna laugh and it makes you wanna cry but mo...
Posted by paul on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 05:34:00 PST

loose thoughts

my distractions are many and varied and always seem to keep me from what is important. what is important? what is important is keeping my mind agile, my wits keen and my natural proclivity for misery ...
Posted by paul on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 04:24:00 PST

a snippet

 'If you call the models music.' I said snidely..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />      'I find their avant garde pop stylings a refreshi...
Posted by paul on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 04:41:00 PST

here is my lyric palete

here's how i write songs. this is about 20 different songs all being worked on at the same time.   You are a fucking disgrace I busted my fist with your face  ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "u...
Posted by paul on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 04:15:00 PST

im not a man who likes to swear but i never cared for the sound of being alone

ah, neil diamond. what a jew.
Posted by paul on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 10:22:00 PST

a sack on the head

the coarse hessian feels comforting on my face. its a little hard to breathe but that doesn't matter, i'll get used to it. i always do. it soaks up my tears and makes me look agreeable and strong ...
Posted by paul on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 10:14:00 PST

a freak

i must be some kind of freak. all i want is to live in a world where i can do what i want without being fucked up the arse. i'll go and do my work and further my artistic pursuits within the measley t...
Posted by paul on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 10:04:00 PST

if amsterdam existed

i'd live there and love there and take drugs there and while away my remaining years there and build a future without fear there and laugh there and cry there and eat and shit and piss there and hug a...
Posted by paul on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 09:53:00 PST

sometimes i feel like a motherless child

if it was raining virgins, i'd be locked in the dunny with a poof. although i don't have anything against poofs and it would probably be really dull and awkward cracking that intact hymen i do li...
Posted by paul on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 09:47:00 PST

goat boy

my time is divided between waiting and anticipation in equal measure. what am i waiting for? godot? end game? only samuel beckett can answer that and he died before he could work it out. what am i ant...
Posted by paul on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 09:39:00 PST