writing, reading, playing music, listening to music, politics, annoying people, arguing, laughing, taking the piss, asking a room full of people who voted for the liberal government and watching the ones that did squirm. sticking birthday candles in my butt and lighting them. eating pie. wearing nipple clamps to a formal function.
all of you low life shit bag weasel kissing crud humping limp dick sag tit falacious gob shite mendacious lie spouting worthless butt lick minge dwelling nincompoop cronies of filthy cocksucking arsewipe scumbaggery spiv buffoon idolizing herd instinct club queueing coffee drinking babblers of chic bullshit nonsmoking pissflappery and hog wash. all the rest of you can go and get fucked by paris the idiot hilton.
turbo negro, butthole surfers, mcclusky, meat puppets, johnny cash, alex chilton, billy childish, the cramps, roky erikson, choking susan, wire, black flag, tom waits, the replacements, the gun club, pisspants, the only ones, mark lanegan, the damned, slayer, thought criminals, swell maps, the mekons, dead kennedys, killdozer, the higsons, billy childish, alice cooper, the vandals, monster magnet, meat puppets, minute men, suicidal tendencies, hoss, the ruts, lou reed, velvet undergound, queens of the stoneage, kyuus, the stooges, tad, scratch acid, gang of four, alex chilton, big star, sex pistols, captain beefheart and his magic band, the bakelite age, the meanies, i spit on your gravy, GUT, god, the powder monkeys, millions more and of course the seminal rats.
any thing by john carpenter, 1900, street trash, mr. deeds goes to washington, dawn of the dead (romero), desperate living, rat fink a boo boo, bucket of blood, faster pussy cat kill kill, taxi driver, thank you for smoking, indianna jones, if, o lucky man, m, themroc, v for vendetta, and every film made by all of the people that made the above films.
a stifling curse. but if you insist. family guy, american dad, sopranos, six feet under, deadwood, get smart, petticoat junction, the tick, matlock police, oz, harry the nuetered poodle, real life xrays of flatulence, bazooka joe vs my little pony.
changes from week to week. bukowski, quite ugly one morning, subtopia, ask the dust, brotherhood of the grape, suptegenarian stew, the sacred art of stealing, all of stienbeck, jg ballard and anthony burgess. underground, confederacy of dunces, foucaults pendulum, the count of monte christo, candide. ellis, maccallum, kingston, the fuck up, a connecticut yankee in king arthurs court, .
yeah, right.