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Escape To JoeDator Mountain

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About Me

Know this first: I am not the guy who says "Y'ello" when he answers the phone.
I enjoy coffee, bus rides and not going to the beach, and I share with the Russian composer Anatoly Yankovsky a deep and abiding love of "The Munsters".
I dislike cars, cilantro and the state of Florida. It's also worth mentioning that I despise magicians, sports heroes and whistling.
I seldom carry an umbrella, and I haven't worn short pants in public since 1989.
Currently, I live.
The who, what & where:
I'm a cartoonist, most notably for The New Yorker.

As you can see, their name is spelled perfectly. It's one of the many impressive things about The New Yorker magazine. To see more of my published work look here .
I run a website, JoeDator.com , which is named after me, and vice versa. Curious onlookers can see a gallery of my many rejected New Yorker submissions, along with what critics and audiences have called "a bunch of other stuff".
I also make films. My 2005 short "Citizen Candy Man: A Chocumentary" is considered the finest fake-documentary about the death of Willy Wonka produced in 2005, or at least among the top ten. Here's the one minute trailer:
The movie can be seen in its entirety at www.citizencandyman.com .

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

One honest pastry chef. Just one.

Music:

Josh Groban inspires me, Faith Hill, James Blunt, anyone from American Idol

Movies:

The Polar Express (much better than the book!), March Of The Penguins, The Producers (the 2005 musical version, not that boring 1967 one with Gene Wilder. Ugh!), Sisterhood Of The Travelling Pants, anything with Tyler Perry (you go Madea!)

Television:

I don't watch television except for the ABC Family Channel

Books:

Dan Brown (love most of his books, but NOT "The Da Vinci Code" - too blasphemous for me)

Heroes:

Oprah, Thomas Kincade, Lance Armstrong, Rosie O'Donnell, David Blaine and the greatest leader this nation has ever seen, or will ever see: George W. Bush

My Blog

Presidents Playing poker

I was walking on Third Avenue today, around 38th St and I passed a framing shop with the following two paintings in the window:I shit you not.I looked them up and they are by an artist named Andy Thom...
Posted by Escape To JoeDator Mountain on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 05:55:00 PST

The 3 Sounds You Hear In Hell

The first thing you will find upon arriving in Hell is that there is only one radio station, WHLL (or KHLL if you died on the West Coast). Their playlist is very limited, offering only three musical g...
Posted by Escape To JoeDator Mountain on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:05:00 PST

5 lesser-known Phillip K. Dick novels

"Do Androids Flip The Electric Bird?""Do Androids Order The Electric Eel (When Having Sushi)?""Do Androids Eat Steaks Made From Mechanical Bulls?""Do Androids Have To Be Excused To Go Drain The Cyber ...
Posted by Escape To JoeDator Mountain on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 11:29:00 PST

Clues That I Am Dead

This photo contains a number of clues which, when properly interpreted, show clearly that I am dead. Let's examine a few of them:1. Next to my head are the letters "NE", which many people believe stan...
Posted by Escape To JoeDator Mountain on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 08:12:00 PST

Edward Hopper. The most Hopperesque of American painters

I recently took in the Hopper show at the Whitney and found it highly enlightening. Among the things I learned was that there is no uptown local service on the 6 train on weekends, which meant I had t...
Posted by Escape To JoeDator Mountain on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 09:35:00 PST

My Theories

My critics have often accused me of proferring half-baked theories and hypotheses, based on little or no research.My findings have been called "sloppy", "unverifiable" and "not findings at all" by a s...
Posted by Escape To JoeDator Mountain on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 07:12:00 PST

Another problem I have with Cinderella...

This has bothered me my entire life: "Sala-gadoola, menchicka-boo-la, Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo. Put 'em together and what have you got? Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo" Well isn't that what you had to begin with? What...
Posted by Escape To JoeDator Mountain on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 10:00:00 PST