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Aaagh! It's Mr. Hell!

Being red with pointy ears doesn't make me a devil, being a bastard does!

About Me


Aaagh! It's The Mr. Hell Show!
The award winning BBC series starring Bob Monkhouse as Mr. Hell
Now on DVD for the first time anywhere!
Like Rocky & Bullwinkle but darker, disgusting and with more blood!
Meet Serge the psychotic seal. See the pimpled portrait of Dorian Gray’s Arse! and witness cartoon violence that will make you wince. This was the first animated sketch show. Years ahead of it’s time and hosted by the late great Bob Monkhouse as one of the last things he did before he died.
“Genuinely funny. Don’t miss it!” – Sunday people
“Makes most black comedy look grey.” – Daily Express
“Impossible not to look forward to the next episode” - The Sunday Times
“Sharp, cynical and very slick” - Heat Magazine
DVD includes: Exclusive poster & booklet. Directors commentary, unseen footage and Bob Monkhouse audio outtakes.
Available from mrhellshow.com or at anime-on-line.com !

My Interests

Long walks with someone else carrying me. Log fires with a goat on top. Romantic evenings that turn into foursomes.

I'd like to meet:

You, provided you have money and want to buy my DVD! You've got money haven't you? Because if you haven't go away and steal some and then come back and buy my DVD! Don't want to steal? Come on, try it! It's just like borrowing, only you leave off the second part. Then buy my DVD!

Music:

Wagner. Robert Wagner. You should hear him sing. It chills the blood.

Movies:

Look Who's Talking meets Snakes On A Plane. They're not my favourite films, it's more of a pitch to an Executive. I'd watch a combination of those two films.

Television:

I like every talent show that features on-screen humliation, resulting in the real life destruction of their lives.

Books:

Do comic books count? Ok. Betty & Veronica. I like to pump my Jughead off to those two girls.

My Blog

Lucy Porter Loves You!

Dear fake friends, Some of you may recognize the achingly adorable Lucy Porter as one of Mr Hell's coveted top four friends, which means that her and I have, er... how can I put this... never met. No...
Posted by Aaagh! It's Mr. Hell! on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 11:48:00 PST

Hell Is Busting Out All Over

Dear Cunt, Last Xmas you got in touch saying we should have a cup of coffee to discuss more work. Your assistant got in touch to say we should make a time. So I did. You cancelled. We rescheduled. You...
Posted by Aaagh! It's Mr. Hell! on Tue, 29 May 2007 05:17:00 PST

More than Hell.

I just went for a job interview and they asked if I'd ever worked with kids. Well, no but they don't ask you before you join the army if you've ever killed anyone. What's the big deal?! Personally, I'...
Posted by Aaagh! It's Mr. Hell! on Thu, 03 May 2007 12:47:00 PST

A tall cool glass of Hell

You think your life sucks? I'm an imaginary character, like the Easter Bunny, or Dick Cheney.Buy my DVD, so I can become a real boy!Oh yeah, and if you don't tell five of your friends RIGHT NOW you'll...
Posted by Aaagh! It's Mr. Hell! on Thu, 03 May 2007 12:41:00 PST

Say the word. The word is Hell!

This is a real grass roots movement. And I don't mean what cows do after they've eaten a lot of grass!! This is real. It's political. People are telling people and the list is growing. Let's see how m...
Posted by Aaagh! It's Mr. Hell! on Thu, 03 May 2007 12:26:00 PST