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The Count

I'm Just a Count

About Me

Well, what else can I say? I am the Count.I like many things, like sucking of the neck, blood thirsty piracy is my thing. Oh and I interview people. Yes I have my own show in the works, where I will interview guests and celebs. Its a great gig, and I'm happy no big whoop!Oh and of course I get pleasure from yelling and screaming from the top of my lungs at people. From my producer to camera man to bum-operator. So check us out when we get everything done. Well Check ME out, the Count, after all I am the star of the damn show. And don't you forget it!"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents... some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new Dark Age." Lovecraft's..
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My Interests

Blood Drinking, Customizing, Toys, Nightly news... Interviewing guests, and Conventions. The Count is a Ham so anything that includes me on the credits is important.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet all those celebs out there and interview their habits and nightly duties and such. Yes, yes the Count will be happy when I find out their dirty little secrets!Oh and then there was Dracula...

Music:

Hmmm Good question. The Count Loves Hard Core heavy metal, Death Metal, and Dark Metal... The Count loves anything that revals in Horror and Halloween. I love of the Party too!

Movies:

hmmmm, Once Bitten, Dracula, Vampire Porn, Anything with a Vampire in it. And old Horror films for me to review and make fun of!

Television:

I mostly watch myself on TV. It it the only show worth watching! And my friends, The Ghouligans! They have a funny show! Its second best to The Count!

Books:

Does the Count need to mention this part? Yes I agree I don't think so either!

Heroes:

LOL The Count has several, but I think I would say Vlad and Dracula, I also like that Ann Rice Bishe! I think she writes great stories of my people! Yes the Count thinks she has a nice ass, and a great rack! Oh and one more Hero I think it would be Bram Stoker. What an ass that Francis Ford Copola was for making a good book into a horrid movie, staring Keanu Reaves.I love of the Mel Brooks for making the campy version!

My Blog

New Years Show...

Happy New Year everybody, The Count Here. Well the night was crazy and people were all around us like blood thirsty heathens!!! It was great! Well The Count's show almost didn't happen on many occasio...
Posted by You know Star Wars? Yeah My Idea, lucas stole it! on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 04:30:00 PST

The Unveiling of The Count's construction

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l90/DanicusPrime2/thecount .jpg The Count and all Pictures and Likenesses are Copyrights of Daniel Xavier, and May Not be used without permission ©.2006 Daniel Xavi...
Posted by You know Star Wars? Yeah My Idea, lucas stole it! on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 07:34:00 PST

4 Days in Counting...

To all my fan's out there in Bishie land, The Count bring you good news, 4 more days til the Big day, when The Count broadcasts The New Years!!   I will be filming the first Episode of "Talking i...
Posted by You know Star Wars? Yeah My Idea, lucas stole it! on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 07:18:00 PST