Blog dies due to lack of interest. |
Yes, it’s been 3 months since I posted my last blog which requested people to subscribe to my blog. Many thanks to Laura who subscribed and Joe who was already subscribed. And that was it. It co...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:11:00 GMT |
Free Subscription! Now Available! |
Subscribe to my blog. Come on! Make me feel special....
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 14:25:00 GMT |
A Short History of My Lack of Motivation |
I've always struggled with wanting to call myself a "writer". "You don't write enough, you jerk, you can't call yourself that", is what I would say in my head, and out loud if I had been drinking. I d...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 11:37:00 GMT |
You are looking quite loebby today |
Is there a name for this style?Brown shoulder length hair parted to the side and thick black rimmed glasses. Simple, yet elogent.I would like to suggest, "loebby" after Lisa Loeb (3rd one pictured) be...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 13:17:00 GMT |
I resolve to try to be better only once a year |
My New Year's Resolutions:1. Bring back the Hitler moustache... call it the Oliver Hardy moustache to ease tensions.2. Stop picking my nose unless I really have to, which is most of the time.3. Wonder...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 21:42:00 GMT |
2000 and Great! |
It's not 2008, its 2000 and GREAT! I am copywriting that, so don't even think about it....is it just me or does great look like its spelt wrong. I looked it up. It's right. But, it looks like GREEE- A...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 23:22:00 GMT |
I hate owning all this shit |
I'm moving this weekend to a new place, and man I hate packing all this crap I own. I really just want to throw it all out. I fear then people will think I am psychotic as they walk into my very empty...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 09:47:00 GMT |
Racists are pussies |
Why is it when someone like Dog the Bounty Hunter is recorded saying the N-word* he immediately denies that he's a racist. Come on! Come clean! Just admit that you don't like black people. It's ok. I...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 21:20:00 GMT |
Finally! The sequel to pee! |
P2 is coming out! FINALLY! I loved P so much. It's just a shame they lost the Oscar to "Wee Wee Juice". As far as I can tell, it's about a woman being terrorized finding her car in the parking lot. Ho...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 08:41:00 GMT |
How much to see your boobies? |
Here are my pick up lines: -Would five shots of vodka be enough? You know enough for what. Don't play coy. -That dress would look great not on you. -I bet that guy 10 bucks that I could get you t...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 14:48:00 GMT |
