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HOUSE OF THE RISING SLOANE

I was born a poor black child...

About Me

Hello...my name is SLOANE aka SLOANEY BALONEY...I enjoy hanging around the house...lying in the sun...long talks...sneaking out...eating grass...purrrring...cuddling...doing "mommy paws"... My best friend is my brother, FLETCHER aka FLETCHIE FOO, and sister, CHLOE aka CHLOE MONSTER...we have a dog named MOLLY that we love to tease and allow to chase us through the house...MOLLY sleeps with me and my MOMMY...
Here...Add MY MOMMY (she's a little weird)... I am very spoiled and have a very happy life...
Look what I can do....
Animal Survey (Survey for the Animals of Myspace)
About You...
what type of animal are you? FELINE...
what breed? SEXY...
what color fur? BLACK...
what color eyes? GREEN...
how old are you? 10ish...
how much do you weigh? 16 lbs...
do you have any siblings? 1 BROTHER 1 SISTER...
what WHAT,WHAT??...
do you work? I DO HAIR...
what color collar do you have? TOO COOL FOR A COLLAR...
what color dinner dishes? SILVER...
This / That
Petco / Petsmart I LIKE TO DO MY SHOPPING ONLINE...
Iams / Science Diet WHATEVER YOOOU'RE EATING...
tug of war / fetch EXCUSE ME??...
ocean / lake YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT???...
car ride / walk CARRY MY ASS...
dog park / playing alone with your family MOI??...
your own bed / your human ALL THE BEDS ARE MINE...
tv on / off when your human leaves you alone ON...I LIKE TO WATCH MY SOAPS...
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Interests

CATNIP... SLEEPING... DANCING... WEARING PAJAMAS... LICKIN' MY BUTT... DOING MY BROTHER'S HAIR...

I'd like to meet:

HELLO KITTY...AND COOL CATS LIKE MYSELF... =^.^=

Music:

NINE INCH NAILS...

Movies:

CAT WOMAN...NEW CAT CITY...CAT PEOPLE...KITTY KITTY BANG BANG...CAT IN THE HAT...CATS AND DOGS...FELIX THE CAT...

Television:

Animal Planet...Ren and Stimpy...

Hooray fetus!

Books:

TAO OF MEOW...THE ART OF STALKING...EDGAR ALLEN POE'S "THE BLACK CAT" (short story)...

Heroes:

MR. TINKLES...CHESHIRE CAT...
Lemme out you assholes!!!