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Doom Kittens

Evil Kitties of DOOM!!!

About Me

Pandora's my name. I'm a black cat with yellow eyes. Everyone says I have a crooked tail, but I don't see it, they also say that I'm a drama queen. I tend to react to things more severely than any other cat I guess. Whatever. One time I bit a bee. That sucked. I was spayed last spring, and now I'm kind of fat. Shut up. I'm still too sexy for you.

I'm Lilith and I am a Russian Blue. I am really cute, I know this because everyone tells me so. Pandora hated me with a passion when I first came here, but now she loves me (even though she'll never admit it) I like to play fetch, I also like the small human slaves toy swords. I carry them around in my mouth like a pirate.

My Interests

Pandora:
Tuna
Sleeping
Biting people
Being bitchy
Swatting Lilith
Being sweet at 3am to annoy my human slaves

Lilith:
BALL!!
SPIDER!!
FUZZY!!
Climbing on things I shouldn't
Treats
Being cute

I'd like to meet:

Pandora:
I would like to meet other cats as evil as myself. If you aren't evil, then you better be cute. As far as human slaves.......*hiss* I hate them all.

Lilith:
I want to meet cats that will let me suck on their fur and attack their tails. I would also like to meet human slaves that will throw the ball or the spider for me.

Movies:

Faster Pussycat! Kill Kill!!!
Finding Nemo....mmmmm fishies
Shrek 2 (mmmm Puss and Boots)
Pet Cemetary
Sleepwalkers

Television:

Pandora:
I would rather sleep....

Lilith:
I like to watch it. It doesn't matter what it is, but I prefer Animal Planet.

Heroes:

Puss and Boots
The Rathergood Kittens
The cat from Pet Cemetary