Beastums McFeeley profile picture

Beastums McFeeley

Is that tuna I smell? Give it here!!

About Me

Let's see. I'm really only a year and a half old, but to you that's about 9 or 10 years, so I've got a lot of living to do!! I like to drink warm milk, drop friends off on the beach, lick myself, attack things that move, sleep, and PARTY!!!
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? Cat
What is your name? Cat
What other nicknames do you have? Beastums McFeeley, Girlie
What is your favorite treat? Pounce treats, the starfish ones
What would your owner describe you as? Chill, untill in heat
What is the funniest thing you have done? Ran outside
What is the bravest thing you have done? See above
Yes or No
Are you neutered? Hell no!!!!!
Are you a social animal? Sure
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? I sure as hell am
Are you friendly? Somewhat
Are you overweight? No.
Do you like warm milk? A little
Do you eat cheese? Sometimes
Do you eat bugs? sometimes
Do you live with other animals? No. And it better stay that way
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? In the house
Do you like to exercise? Huh?
Do you like car rides? Car?
Do you get into stuff? Of course.
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? Sometimes.
Do you like to swim? No.
Do you chase laser pen dots? Laser wha...... hold on, I need to go get this dot...
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? Of course.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Interests

Eating, sleeping, being clean. I'm trying to learn to box, but it's so hard to stand on two feet.

I'd like to meet:

The guy who made that automatic litter box. Man, that thing is the shit!!! Probably my parents, too. I don't really remember them...

Music:

"Cat Scratch Fever" by Ted Nugent... that song rocks! Anything by Cat Stevens, Josie and the Pussycats, and any other band related to the feline way of life.Video code provided by HotCodez.com

Movies:

Anything but that goddamn Dr. Dolittle. What jackass thought that would be good?

Television:

Jabba Jaws... that's one BIG ASS fish.

Books:

I can't read, I'm a cat for christ's sake.

Heroes:

Milo, Morris (rest easy old friend), Heathcliff, Garfield, and dogcatchers.